Thursday, October 30, 2003 
what happens when i enable graphic emoticons in MSN:

pinder says: check it out, pixel doggystyle msn_action.gif

pinder says: oooh, a 3some: msn_tongue.gifmsn_action.gif

pinder says: a gangbang party! msn_party.gifmsn_party.gifmsn_party.gif msn_action.gif msn_action.gif msn_action.gif msn_party.gifmsn_party.gifmsn_party.gif

toots says: how is it that you went from living in black and white to living in full-on vulgar gang bang color in about 20 seconds flat????

pinder says: its a gift

Wednesday, October 29, 2003 

by request, here is the standard pimps & chuds template:

some unrelated thoughts:

- something something something asian chics. something something japanese chics. something something really, i still like white chics. something something but seriously, asian chics is where its at. something something tight asses. something something chiaki kuriyama. something something asian chics all the way! word.

- something something indie rock. something something you should listen to this song <insert link to some song i downloaded from pinder>. word.

- coldplay is everything thats wrong with music today, but i won't tell you why. word.

friend (probably some hot (asian obvs.) friendster chic) says: something something sweet and innocent

<insert something fancy like 'management' or 'chud' or 'i', well really anything to hide my real name> says: <insert something perverted to your sweet and innocent remark>

- and another thing, why can't i get no tang 'round here

<insert some question that makes people post their own inane thoughts, like whats your favourite fabric softner and why?>


i hate you because you're a white devil and you get all the hot asian chics, but you're also secretly my personal hero because of it
- eric

i hate you because you're a white devil and you get all the hot asian chics, but you're also secretly my personal hero because of it
- ernie

i hate you because you're a white devil and you get all the hot asian chics, but you're also secretly my personal hero because of it
- haze

spank me!
- tina

fuck you bitch!
- thejfo

canada sucks
- christian

<insert simpsons quote>
- pinder

<insert something thats pointless and adds nothing to the conversation>
- every other commenter

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 
anytime i see someone walking down the street carrying a discman, i think "eww, how can someone carry that giant thing around that plays like, 14 songs. get an ipod!". and anytime i see someone walking down the street listening to an ipod with the standard white headphones, i think "eww, if you're gonna get an ipod, at least get decent headphones that don't crackle at full volume".
Friday, October 24, 2003 
the following is what I think Richard at uses as his standard template for posts:

something something watching <some sort of really easy acronymn like TV> something something rap song N.E.R.D something something Dizee Rascal. something something unnecessary underline (thats not a link). word.

yadda yadda yadda yadda via yadda <link to random article about dating and sex>:

something something dating. something something success. something something sex. something resentment.

yadda yadda TheYeti responds "something in red text that I agree with". which reminds me of yadda yadda book by Danielle Crittenden yadda yadda says "something really long about women fucking themselves over because they're all whores and sluts". something something said before, say it again something something women don't know what they want something. word.

something something the real me. something something <something psuedo-self efacing to balance everything that was condescending>. word.

Thursday, October 23, 2003 
best thing i heard all day:
"i think if i see pinder again, i should wear really high fuck me heels, an eensy weensy skirt, lots of cleavage and whore lipstick, then blatantly and flagrantly throw myself at him"
yes. yes you should.
Tuesday, October 21, 2003 

i just ordered these shoes:


bring it on Go Go


now i just need to order the jumpsuit

Update: I got my shoes!


The soles on them are so thin, it feels like walking around in yellow booties. If you step on a rock, you can feel it. Otherwise they're comfortable.

Friday, October 10, 2003 

toxic 9
(2 images stitched together)

Wednesday, October 08, 2003 

stuff thats not really worth mentioning because it's probably not all that interesting to anyone anywhere other than that being nice "oh, thats kinda neat... i guess" type way, but will mention anyway because your life is devoid and i have voice that is clear and loud and you will swallow the facade because you are so eager to identify with someone who can tell you things that you already know so you can say "i really identify with you so much":

- during the women's World Cup Canada vs. Sweden game, a graphic came up for one of the Canadian girls and she was from the same hometown as me and I said "hey, thats my hometown!"

- sometimes i'll say things where i throw in lines from Tool and Henry Rollins mixed in with my own postulations and most people are none the wiser.

- i made a mix today called "danse! punk!" and it's really good

- in the song "The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret" by Queens of the Stone Age, there's a line that goes "cut you in? i just cut you out". i smile every single time i hear it.

- i saw a guy in a wheelchair listening to one of those yellow Sony Sport discmans. i thought it was funny.

- in Outkast, i always thought Andre 3000 was Big Boi and that Big Boi was Andre 3000. but they're not.

- i used the phrase "anti-fundamental pinderloutionism" today

Friday, October 03, 2003 
i tend to make up a lot of names for girls. i call one "toots", and another "jiggles", and another girl "you sexy, sexy bitch". but i do it in a deliciously coy way so that they giggle and cover their mouth and go "oh you". you have to tell them that they have the exclusive on "jiggles", and that you wouldn't dare call anyone else that. it makes them feel special.

you should always do whatever you can get away with.

Thursday, October 02, 2003 
so i'm leaving work today, in a good mood and singing my song of the moment: Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl. i walk out the front door and down the hallway, in my head singing:
so one, two, three
tell me how to count to three
because you look so fine
and i really wanna make you mine.
this song really rocks, so i start singing out loud:
oh four, five, six
c'mon and get your kicks
i open the door to the stairwell with a push and a kick right at "kicks" because i'm so fucking cool like that.
now you don't need that money...
this is when i realize i'm not alone. there's a woman coming down the stairs. it happened quickly, and i was too much in my groove to stop myself, but i continue singing:
with a face like that, do ya honey?
i think i only made eye contact for the "do ya honey?" part.
Wednesday, October 01, 2003 
sometimes i just get tired of staring at my site, in which case i'll stare at this instead.