Friday, October 03, 2003
i tend to make up a lot of names for girls. i call one "toots", and another "jiggles", and another girl "you sexy, sexy bitch". but i do it in a deliciously coy way so that they giggle and cover their mouth and go "oh you". you have to tell them that they have the exclusive on "jiggles", and that you wouldn't dare call anyone else that. it makes them feel special.
you should always do whatever you can get away with.
I am so so glad that I am the only sexy, sexy bitch in your life.
Unless of course you weren't referring to me. In which case, YOU BASTARD!