i was wondering how long it would take till i get an e-mail from an angry aussie. the answer? not long. so russell crowe isn't really australian, he's from new zealand. fact checking? pffft what am i? a journalist? hell, i just wanted to say "malonga gilderchuck". all i know is i've got a script i'm heading towards the ending.
in fact, i love aussies! seriously, they're fabulous drunks! i was a part of the that short-lived infatuation north america experienced in the late 80s with australian culture. i can take you to the basement right now and show you the "koalas next 5km" sign i've still got up covering a hole in the drywall. i used to have a koala fridge magnet too. i don't know where that went, maybe a dingo ate it.
anyways, read the 9th bullet on the about page and always remember, i bring you love.
now if you don't mind, i'm gonna put my toque back on and crawl back into the igloo. i think the pet polar bear is getting into my bacon supply and i'm missing the hockey and lacrosse games on CBC, eh.
Speaking of Australians, Mel Gibson was born in Peekskill, NY, USA. To Australian parents of course, and the family moved to Australia when he was a lad, but the fact remains: he was born in America!