so russell crowe goes all nuts because the BBC cut out his pretentious poem reading from his acceptance speech. he's an aussie, so he was probably drunk:

"a bloody outrage, it is! i want to take this all the way to the prime minister. hey! mr. prime minister! andy! some scullywag cut my poem. i'm gonna take him over to the malonga gilderchuck and punch him in the lorry."

IntelliJ IDEA is by far the best java IDE around. their tagline is "develop with pleasure". without naming names, i think some use it with a little too much pleasure if you ask me.

"oh mr. fowler your refactoring package is sooooo hard, but oh so good"

okay, no more geek humour, i promise.