when asked to cure boredom the other day, this is what i sang:

pindy drives through harlem

watch him there he goes!

pindy drives through harlem

passing down the road ooooooh waaaaaaay ooooooh waaaaay oh

yeah pindy drives through harlem

yes sir there he goes

pindy drives through harlem

passing ugly girls ooooooh waaaaaaay ooooooh waaaaay oh yeah!

--- based on the classic song "wimpy drives through harlem" by the great punk band, the queers.