This commercial for the 2007 Ford Fusion is the most subversively pornographic ad I've seen in a long time. Watch, it's only 29s:

So because of the superior traction control in the Ford Fusion, it will defy gravity, and you can park on walls. Also, your girlfriend will take loads to the face.

Watch the guy's face, he's like "Oh look at what we have here? You want it? I know you do..." and then he brakes and *SPLASH* She smiles and gives that "oh you dog" look.

The only thing missing is Jack Bauer's overdub saying "The new 2007 Ford Fusion. Traction so good, your girlfriend will want cum on her face."

Don't tell me I'm looking way too into it. Theres no way this isn't intentional. Advertising people made this. Advertising people are evil. Evil like me. I'm sure someone in a review meeting said "Hey, doesn't it kinda look like he's blowing a load in her face?" And everyone stopped and looked over at the guy and replied "Yeah? So?" I bet he didn't say anything else for the rest of the meeting.

I'm pretty sure the original name for this model was the Ford Bukkake.