We have a new winner! The "Kirk Van Houten Award for Excellency in Song Naming" goes to..... The Killers for a track from their new album Sam's Town called:

Bling (Confessions of a King)

Congratulations. Maybe for the next album you can throw in a "schizzle" or even a "off the heezy". This just in: Trucker Hats are awesome and Friendster is so cool!

It's still better than the line "I've got soul but I'm not a soilder".

Past Winners:
Slayer - Consfearacy
Black Eyed Peas - Don't Phunk With My Heart
Oasis - Guess God Thinks I'm Abel
Youth Group - Why Don't the Buildings Cry?