The new winner of the "Kirk Van Houten Award for Excellency in Song Naming" goes to:

Slayer - Consfearacy

from their upcoming album Christ Illusion.

Really, I just love posting that picture of Kirk.

Past Winners:
Black Eyed Peas - Don't Phunk With My Heart
Oasis - Guess God Thinks I'm Abel
Youth Group - Why Don't the Buildings Cry?