Thursday, April 07, 2005

brushup.jpg The marketing for Oral-B Brush Ups is interesting because it's quite obvious who they are marketing these brushes to: whores.

Did you just blow that guy in the alley? Don't have time to brush? Of course not, you're a whore! Would you like to scrub that taste out of your mouth? Of course you would! You're not Melanie Griffith. Use Brush Ups, because whores don't have time to brush.

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Until I read this I really didn't understand the purpose behind Oral B Brush Ups. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

posted by Shelly

That's funny except it doesn't really make sense...I mean for that matter what about mints? and breath freshners? and bacteria killing strips? People don't always have a toothbrush with them. I mean seriously get your mind out of the gutter. Don't be wierd.

posted by René

haha, that's not gonna happen. i am weird and perverted

posted by pinder

I was actually doing research on these Brush-ups for an assignment I had to do. I was pleased to see some humour when I googled 'brush-ups' on the internet. Good job!!

posted by Captain

Coincidentally, I did blow a guy outside a nightclub the other day, and I used a Brush-Up to get rid of the taste. They are not great. Go Listerine!!!!! Wooterific

posted by Lauren

Hey Captain...I'm doing research too.....did you find any good information that you could pass on to me????

posted by CB

I am interested in franchising or distrubuting the " brushups" in my country; Turkey. İs it possible to do it? I would be glad if you please to write me about this product's franchising. Hope to hear from you soon. Thank you. Olcay Yarbağ

posted by Olcay Yarbağ

haha, turkey seems to have quite a market for whore-accessoires.

posted by aeh

I heard turkish women are whores and dont brush their teeth. good luck!!

posted by Sharad

Oral brush-ups are a great product. Especially if you meet some sailor at TGI Friday's who (by the way) never did call, but did leave me a lil case of the herpes.


which i then gave to the dog. but thats neither here nor there. I recommend ORAL BRUSHUPS for any whore out there

*doesnt get rid of herpes though:(

posted by Bob

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