i was cleaning my flat two wiffens past when what should happen but i come across a lory in me loo. "heavens to betsy! there's a lory in me loo!" so i says to mumsy i says, "mumsy! theres a lory in me loo" but mumsy must have wisked to the market to fetch me some kippers for breakfast. "aww, but it's cute as the dickens it is." and then we dansed to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.