Thursday, July 24, 2003
sometimes people ask me why i call myself the champion of the universe. it's because i'm the best.
it's especially humourous when people challenge me for the title. my response is always the same:
"who are you to challenge me? i'm not the first contender, i'm the last. you've got an entire universe to challenge before you can even get anywhere near me."and then i wash my hands of the person and send them on their way. defending this title is easy when you're witty.
You know how the "Champion of the Universe" spot was vacant? Well....I was wondering.....is the runner up spot vacant, too? Cause if so....I wanna be second best. And, uh...I challenge you. Who am I to challenge you? Well, I'm the second best.....are you ready?