Saturday, April 26, 2003

didn't Jesus need Judas Iscariot to betray him?

didn't Jesus know he would betray him?

didn't God tell Jesus he would have to die a martyr?

if Jesus saw God, didn't he also see the Devil? because doesn't everything that concerns God, also concern the Devil?

and by spreading God's word, wasn't Jesus indirectly increasing the Devil's territory?

didn't Jesus need to die for your sins as an innocent man?

if Jesus didn't die on a cross, but instead in a rocking chair in a retirement home, what symbol would Christians worship in churches? Jesus in a rocking chair?

if Jesus needed Judas, and if Judas repented, why was he not forgiven? why is he still seen as a betrayer? Jesus needed him! don't ideas need to evolve?

i can't hold a grudge.

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these are some of the things i was thinking about while on my morning run. and then i saw some wild rabbits and started chasing them.

"im gonna eat ya! get in mah belly!"

comments:

and another thing, how were mary and joseph married if they never consumated their marriage? i think that's why mary had an affair with god... because maybe joseph wasn't able to, you know...raise the sails...

posted by p

oh pindy, they had -other- kids, it's not like they were virgins forever...the story just said jesus was the one that god had a hand in.

funny all the same. :p

posted by js

haha, god sure did have a hand in that...as well as another (more important) body part, zing!

posted by p

the whole virgin birth thing is bullshit. a whole religion based on an oxymoron? of course joseph fucked mary! god took the credit later.

posted by pinder

kiki had a theory: yeah, they're not supposed to have sex till they're married but hey, like all young couples they get a little horny and oooooops....so now what? this is a shame that could get them banned from church! (heaven forbid) soooo they make a tiny little story up about -angels- and -god- and the like. not only do they save themselves the shame and guilt but they suddenly become holy celebrities.

posted by js

- jesus didn't die a martyr, his disciples did though

- not everything that concerns God, concerns the devil

- a cross is a silly thing to hang in a church, a rocking chair would be just as silly

- judas never repented

- joseph and mary weren't married at the time of conception, that's why they hadn't consumated.

- rabbits are damn tasty

posted by jae

Have any of you read anything at all about this topic? "Virgin" is a mistranslation of a greek word for a girl that hasn't had her period yet. So she dropped an egg, he knocked her up with exquisite timing, bam! "Um an angel came to me... yeah that's it!"

posted by Joe Schmo

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