I really think I could be an excellent criminal. I'd stick to mostly victim-less crimes, like punching people in the dark. But I think I'd really excel at extortion, especially from corporations. Find some dirty secrets, create an elaborate money-drop-off scheme, get money. Well that would be just one of my rackets. There's lots of money to be made in digital crime and identity theft. I'm wily and observant and have enough disdain for people to successfully pull it off.

There's only one thing though. Damn morals. Always getting in my way of making buckets of money.