this picture pretty much sums up why i hate tom cruise. l. ron hubbard's clones must have sold him that smile so he could reach that operating thetan level VIII. the only good movies he's ever been in are Jerry Maguire and The Outsiders. that's it, everything else was a piece of shit.
"but what about the complex issues of perception and relationships that were raised in Eyes Wide Shut?"
you're over thinking. it was a piece of shit. the only thing good about it were the venetian masks and nicole kidman's ass.
Minority Report looks horrible as well. i bet he uses that "stay alive, i will find you!" line. even though it's from Last of the Mohicans, tom somehow finds a way to say it in every movie. it's in his contract, right next to the 8 mandatory 6'4" bodygaurds clause.
The Morning News has a behind the scenes look at the making of the Minority Report trailer, including how they came up with the tagline:
'On June 21st, the intelligence...gets...real'How about 'On June 21st, minorities...get...reported.'
Yeah, fabulous, that'll knock 'em dead in the urban markets. How about, 'Get ready for…Cruise control.'
ben stiller is a better tom crooze than tom crooze himself.
and nicole's ass is...delectable.
nice site.