Monday, May 20, 2002
god i hate the lakers. have i mentioned that before? yes i have. i usually hate teams that are bought and paid for just to win championships (ny yankees, detroit redwings, colorodo avalanche, etc...), but for some reason, the hell-ay lakers piss me off the most. thank god they lost today. and thank god shaq didn't win league MVP even though he cried and whined like a bitch when he heard he didn't win. post up and back your fat ass up into everyone smaller than you and shoot, yeah, that's real fucking talent. and what's with those burger king ads he does? you make $19.2 million a season, you don't have enough money you whore you gotta shill whoppers?

but as much as i like to make fun of shaq, i must admit, he is a good role model to all those mentally handicapped people out there. reach for those stars, cause if a tard like shaq can make it, so can you.

Update: [May 16, 2003] - Lakers are out! Derek Fischer crys like a bitch!

comments:

are the grizzlies missed at all in vancouver? and what's with you people not supporting an NBA team. you telling me there are better things to do out there than over paying to watch a bunch of over paid babies dribble and bounce a ball.

posted by sandro

not really. vancouver is a hockey town. i supported the grizzlies, i went to lots of games, and i only saw them win once. they just plain sucked. i've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever did suck.

posted by pinder

I've come across your website and noticed your hatred towards shaq and the Lakers. I am offering you right now a chance to play one on one against shaq during next year's All-Star break. All expensives paid of course. Email your response back to me and inform me if you're willing to do so. Thank you for your time. -DS

posted by David Stern

i hate the lakers too.they are a just a bunch of overpaid egomaniacs that star in stupid commercials.shaq a dirty basketball player.all he does is push people around and gets away with it.

posted by mr poopypants

shaq is fat. peridod. the man sells chocolate and fast food. good lord, i cant believe he can even get into the staples center, id like to shove a staple up his fat ass. i lost all respect for shaquille o'fatassneal the first time i saw him hop through the lane for an easy bucket. i dont know if he even can dribble. he should be playing football, they reward fatasses in the sport. One day his legs will snap under his massive weight. I pray for that day every night before i sleep.

posted by Kobe Bryant

Hello, I am Kobe Bryants ex-dick sucker...to start off with, Kobe has an extremly large dick (he is black so...that is somewhat of a given), but nonetheless. Kobe has talked to me about how one day in the Lakers' locker room, Shaq was rubbing his (humongus) ass up against Kobe's balls...Kobe later told me that he actually got an erection from Shaq's fat ass, up against his nuts. Kobe was very angry...in fact, he took his anger out on me. He slapped me, and brought me to Phil Jackson, who eventually gave me some (big) head...well, I enjoyed that, but what happened next was astonishing. Kobe told me that several weeks earlier, Shaq and Rick Fox's gay fat asses had both given him head, and a blow job as well...I later talked to Rick...at first he was in denial, but he later addmitted that he had (in addition to giving him a blow job and head), had also (in Rick Fox's words), "...fingered Kobe's big crack". Rick said that he was fingering Kobe as usual, as he does every Saturday night, but while he was in the middle of sticking his huge good-for-shit-can't-f*ucking-dunk finger up Kobe's rear, his slut wife, Vanessa Williams, walked in...at first (according to Rick), she was very, very argry, but then, what happened next was unbelievable...Shaq invited Vanessa over for a four-some, at first Mrs. Williams looked at Shaq's fat ass, and declined the invation (quite quickly). But Shaq motioned towards Kobe's HUGE nuts, which at the time, Shaq was sucking...In Rick's own words, "my slut wife didn't want anything to do with Shaq's fat pussy, but after she saw him fingering Kobe, she got very, very happy", so she then joined in, fingering Kobe, Shaq, AND Rick, very, very vigorously. Vanessa was said to have made Kobe get so happy, that he unconciously dunked with her still fingering him. Vanessa addmitted to it "being a rush", that is, Kobe ducking, while Vanessa finger was stuck in Bryant's over-paid ass. Shaq eventually re-injured his big, right-toe while pounding the ground with it, while Devon Geoerge (who mysteriously came in), was making Shaq ejaculate. It turned out that Mr. Phil Jackson got so excited when he saw Shaq take off his panties (size XXXXXXXXXXL), that he had a heart attack, which was later said to have recovered from. Eventually, Vanessa and Rick got tired of Kobe moaning like a dog, so they went back to their house and fucked for about 72 hours straight. Phil Jackson was taken to an out-of-country, Vietnamise hospital, where he later recovered from his excitment. Devon George was said to have been seen by Shaq's fat-ass, walking out of the Staples Center, with loads of cum all over his face. Kobe and Shaq flew over to Shawn Bradley's place, and ended their fun there...They came back the next day, and continued their play for the SUPER-DYNASTY; The Los Angeles Lakers. Once again, this is Kobe Bryants ex dick sucker (who was paid pennies a day by Mr. Bryant), this is not a shout out for help, it is just a message to warn you, that if Shaq and/or: Devon George, Rick Fox, Phil Jackson and/or Kobe Bryant come to your door, do not answer it, call the blow-job police and tell THEM to come over quick and satisfy their needs, because you want no part in it whatsoever. Thank you for your time

posted by Kobe Bryant's dick sucker annonymous

hello fellow laker fans. ive been a long time fan of shaquille O'nealson since i was seven years old. now, at forty seven i am still watching proudly. this was the first year it actually brought tears to my eyes. i just want to say to all those playa bashers I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU PLAY MR. O'NEALSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you so much for your time. i love you all.

posted by herby hancock

If the Lakers Suck then what does that say about the rest of the league, i mean the Lakers won the last 3 NBA Championships. Theres nothing you can back up with the words you say. All you do is make fun of them because they beat the crap outta your teams. You lose you take it. Thats the American Way! You guys sound like Iraq you lose a battle and you bitch about it! Later Commies!!

posted by Danny

CHICK HEARN 1916-2002

Chick you were the Lakers and there will never be another Chick Hearn as long as the world goes on. No one will ever top you Chick. I love your lines-"Jordan missed the slam dunk and the musturd came off the Hot Dog"-"Magic faked him into the popcorn machine, he got salt and butter all over him" you invented the famous words of today like "Slammmm Dunk!!!!" and "Air Ball". You were the only one that could make fun of the way players played and they didn't mind because you tell it like it is. Not only did you bring basketball to Los Angeles but you are the reason the NBA is big. If you didn't know about the game of basketball you listen to Chick call a game. Of course i love the line you always said when the Lakers have already won the game he say "Ladies and Gentleman this game in the refridgator the door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are cooling, the butter is getting hard, and the jelllllllo is jigglllling"He knows how bad Los Angeles feel still after a week of his passing! Chick we are gonna miss you dearly! Thank You Chick!

posted by David Stern

THE LAKERS ARE A DYNASTY, LIKE THE CELTICS, THE BULLS. NOBODY CANT COMPARE TO ANY OF THOSE TEAMS. OF COURSE IF KOBE DIDNT HAVE SHAQ THEY WOULD NOT BE THE SAME, BUT THATS WHY IT'S A TEAM SPORT. YOU NEED EVERYONE TO PITCH IN. THE KINGS ARE A GOOD TEAM AND I KNOW THERE TIME WILL COME TO WIN THE TITLE, BUT WHAT MAKES THEM SUCK BIG TIME IS THE FACT THAT THEY LOST AND CAN'T ADMIT IT. THEY WOULD LIKE TO BE A DYNASTY BUT WITH THAT ATTITUDE THEY WILL NEVER BE TRUE CHAPS!

posted by PACKSTA

OH YEAH AND VLADE YOU ARE GOOD PLAYER, BUT YOU ARE ALWAYS GONNA BE REMEMBERED AS A "FLOPPER". WHAT KIND OF REP IS THAT!

posted by PACKSTA

fuck the lakers its all about the spurs this year!!!!shaq is an overpaid fat ass if he didnt weigh 400 lbs (o excuse me 385 sry) he wouldnt dominate and if u call nuthing but layups and dunks with 50% ft. shooting where has the nba gone???

posted by derek

i woul;d love it if you people would realize that the lakers will allways be a first class team with shaq and kobe but the spurs will take it this year and my teemate tim duncan (timmy) will take the mvp again this year. thank you

god bless david r.

posted by david robinson

HOW COME WHEN THE LAKERS WIN IT IS SO COOL THEIR FANS BUT THEN THEY LOSE IT IS ALL CUZ THE REFS WERE BAD???? WHO CARE IF THEY HAVE WON THREE IN A ROW WHEN YOU GOT A FAT ASS IN THE MIDDLE AND A BALL HOG ON THE OUTSIDE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THE LAKERS SUCK AND KOBE AND SHAQ ARE BIG PUSSYS!!!!!!

posted by FUCK KOBE AND SHAQ

FUCK ALL OF YALL!!!!!!! ALL YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN HATERS. THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by ALL YALL SUCK

what the fuck?! do not dis my 3rd cousin rick fox hes cool! and hot! and get a fucking life!

posted by Jessica

I love it, gimme more snak-pak shaq is talking already, I was there in Houston when Hakeem ran your fat ass down and beat you in four games, and I'll be here when a team that is even deeper is gonna work you again, keep crying though, the nba officials are your only chance...p.s....
....NICE PUNCH BITCH...YOU MISSED......

posted by KINGS OF THE COURT

HUH??????????????

posted by KOTC

hey jessica, be a smart whore and let rick the dick knock you up(3rd cousin aint bad)
your kid may be a pro athlete.............

posted by you know

All of you jealous ass holes need to get a life and stop hating on the Lakers. After all, it's not their fault all of your little loser teams and loser players suck. Just accept it and move on, for crying out loud. Oh yeah, and if I didn't mention it before: GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by hatas

i think it's sad that most of you guys have nothing better to do other than sit around and talk about how much you hate the lakers. if that is true, don't buy their gear, don't lust after their wives, don't go to their games and CHILL! So much anger is bad for the heart.

posted by Melissa

Shaq is the fattest mother er ive seen since the marchmellow man. Except Shaq is a WOman because he cries evertime he fouls out (every night). I think they should extend the foul limit to 300 fouls before fouling out so Krispy O'neal, Excuse me, Shaq, would only have one or two more fouls than the limit. Yeah yeah, I know all of you guys are saying "well, the Lakers 3-peated!!!" Yeah, Its more like Los Angeles Fakers Three Cheat. SO Shaq, why dont you go get some Krispy Kreme or a Shaq Pack. Because you know, why be plain, when you could be TRAVELING!!!!!!

posted by FAT ASS

Shaq is the fattest mother er ive seen since the marchmellow man. Except Shaq is a WOman because he cries evertime he fouls out (every night). I think they should extend the foul limit to 300 fouls before fouling out so Krispy O'neal, Excuse me, Shaq, would only have one or two more fouls than the limit. Yeah yeah, I know all of you guys are saying "well, the Lakers 3-peated!!!" Yeah, Its more like Los Angeles Fakers Three Cheat. SO Shaq, why dont you go get some Krispy Kreme or a Shaq Pack. Because you know, why be plain, when you could be TRAVELING!!!!!!

posted by FAT ASS

Listen Fat Ass, maybe you're the fat mother Fer who should lay off those Krispy Creams cuz aparantly it's gotten to your brain. And with all that TV your fat ass watches, I'm surprised you don't watch Laker games because it's only obvious you don't. Shaq doesn't even come close to fouling out every game and if Shaq is the fattest person you've ever seen, where the hell have you been? Crying in your closet because you were famous. So watch what you say before you say it.

posted by jerks

We (the nba) dont let shaq foul out every night, sure he fouls nearly every play, sure he travels at least six or eight times a game, but we cant call those, he would quit if we made him play by the rules, you all have heard him "SHAQ TAKE BALL GO HOME, SHAQ IS GREAT ACTOR, SHAQ NO NEED MO-MONEY". so just put up with his stupid comments and fifteen foul games for now because everyone likes to watch 400 pound idiot make millions of dollars, its america, love it or leave it....

posted by nfl officials

Why am I so soar, I only played 6 minutes, oh yeah, it was that Doug(the slugger)Christies punch, hey forehead are you as soar as me? Yup, I have lumps all over! Boy you would think I was used to things bouncing off of me like Shaqs balls..

posted by RICK FOXES CHIN

Hey I have read some of the things you people have said about the Lakers I think that ya'll are childish and don't have any thing else to say or do I wish people would just quit hate on the Lakers because they have won three championships and to let you all knoe that KOBE have a wife and Rick Fox do to and I think that shaqu has a wife to if he don't he got a girlfriend and a child so how can they be gay and to ex dick sucker you need a life and to let you know that make you seem gay while you are talking and for you to say all that about them been in the locker room was you there helping them out NO you was not so quit saying anything about them if you don't know what is really going on and to let you all know I think they will a championship again the reason why I say that is because I'm they Number one fan always have been and always will be but guess what I have Kobe email address I can write and tell he what ya'll said about him but I'm not that way.

posted by Tiffany Wooley

who cares what all yall dumb people on here have to say kobe bryant and the los angelos lakers are the best so quit hatin

posted by Jalisa Catlin

If the lakers cheated in Game 6, then the Kings cheated in game 5, (everybody forgets that ball rolling out of bounds off of Chris Webber with 3:06 to go). The Kings should've won game 7, they were freakin' paraded to the free-throw line, WAY more than L.A! The Kings choked. Admit it. Deal with it. Yeah, Shaq is big as hell, but is it his fault? If he was that big and sucked, (i.e. Gheorge Muresan, Manute Bol, Shawn Bradley) he'd be a joke. Wilt Chamberlain was big, so was Moses Malone. Shaq's size AND agility make him unique and if you were a GM and he was available, you'd break your neck to get him. Kobe is the best all-around player in the league under 7 feet: Iverson can't shoot, Carter's too soft, McGrady isn't clutch, Pierce has no defense, Kidd can't consistently score, Marbury's a loser, Ray Allen doesn't have that killer instinct. Kobe's a great scorer, a really good defender, a playmaker, and has great ballhandling skills.
Bottom line: Get of L.A.'s dick, haters.

posted by lakeshowfan

all valid points lakeshowfan, however, the lakers still suck :)

posted by pinder

Yeah, we choked at the line, don't expect that to happen this year. I know, we say this every year, but realize that every year we get a little bit closer, two names this year ought to put us over the top...Wallace and Clark......I can't remember the last time I've seen a player improve so much from one year to the next. We knew last year this guy had hops but his knowledge of where to be on the floor was awful, he had no outside shot and his defense was....well he had none....
and Clark, I must admit he hasnt found his place yet but he gets down the floor as fast and faster than any big man(put some meat on those legs bud) so it looks to be another great season.....if I was a layqueer fan I would worry about the lack of depth in this years squad...two guys can only beat ten for so long....good luck

posted by kingfan

P.S. teach fox how to fight!!!!!!!!!

posted by kingfan

After reading Tiffanys message I do feel stupid, I now know where I made my biggest mistake..........

posted by Tiffanys 8th grade english teacher

Fox can fight!! That A hole deserved what fox gave him and soon all of you Sacramento queens will get what's comming to you.

posted by lakesfan

Yeah, he looked real tough with my fist on his chin, and he looked like a real killer crawling under the bleachers to get away.

posted by Doug Christie

Hey Tiffany, we think you may have the longest run-on sentence in the world, call us, you may have won some cash......

posted by The guiness book of world records

lick your wounds, little brown!

posted by ugotbrni

Dear laker lover, miracle shots by horry dont last forever, as seen tonight, its a whole new season, you guys cant even hold on to a lead with 2 second lead against the oldest man in the game(Jordon)......Kobe sucks......I see rookies that look better, sure when you shoot the ball 47 times your gonna make something, 47 fucking shots the other night........Shaq is big but the LAYQUEERS suck...............

posted by kingfan

Spell check out of order......................

posted by kingfan

The Lakers are all a bunch of homosexuals. Kobe Bryant bangs Shaq after each game, and Magic Johnson got AIDS because he was banging Pat Railey too much. The only reason the Lakers have won three straight titles is because the NBA wants them to win, since L.A. is a big market. The Blazers should have won that Game 7 in the 2000 Conference Finals, but they had to let the Lakers come back and win it, since they needed the Lakers in the finals to keep the TV ratings up. The Spurs were the better team in 2001, and the Kings should have killed them last year! I hope the Lakers get knocked out in the first round this year. I hope all you gay Lakers fans out there are expecting a 4-peat, because the Kings are going to kill 'em this year!

posted by Mark

Let's face it, the eastern conference is a joke. All the teams that have made it to the final in the east all failed to make it out of the first round the next year so basically, all the teams that have made it was a fluke. Majority of the players do not have the fundamentals and the work attitude to provide a fun and competitive league. Most of them just want the quick buck and the easy way as perfectly shown by last year's MVP AI. And c'mon, the majority of the new future stars are high school grads... what a joke. The high school players that ever will be any good are few and far between.

The Lakers, basically bought (with their vast wealth) the championship by importing a coaching system that was honed and perfected with Michael Jordan. Sure Jordan needed Phil to win, but he was already one of the greatest by then, and Phil probably would never have gotten the worldwide respect and reverence to shapen up Shaq and Kobe unless he won and became a legend with all those championships(carried on the shoulders by Jordan). As well, the Lakers have only one game plan (yawn), just send it into the big gorilla who'll clear the way with his fat ass. Its no wonder nobody cares about the nba championship and champions (except LA).

The Lakers also barely survived with the skin of their teeths which they probably shouldn't (game 7, 4th qtr...Kobe elbowed Bibby right in the noggin then ran right over him right in front of the ref which should've been a foul thus putting bibby on the line to break the tie and sending the laker’s home.)

The lakers SUCK as they did NOT take the title from Chicago. Sure houston borrowed the title in the mid 90's. If you look at the recent history of the east, it was boston who reigned supreme, and then detroit knocked them off, then chicago knocked detroit who then took the torch off Magic's lakers. The bulls then faced the challenge of the Knicks by sending them home. Current lakers did not take the torch. They basically took the leftovers like little kids coming back out the big dog came, chewed their ass out and left.

Let's face it, the lakers would not be here without Jordan and the bulls as the watershed of the bull's greatness still has carried the lakers. LAKERS are nothing but leftovers.

posted by Jordan

After riding Shaq's dick the whole time, it looks like shaq's toe is crumbling down alongside his big fat ass. Kobe will have no one else to ride so he's going to have to turn to the other big faggot Rick Fox. Then we'll all see what a pile of monkey crap kobe really is without that big ass monkey to protect him.

posted by Pat Riley

ALL OF YOU FUCKIN LOOOOSERS NEED TO GET A FUCKIN LIFE AND QUIT HATING ON THE LAKERS. YOU BUNCH OF MORONS!!! SURE SHOWS HOW SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO LIVES AND NOTHING BETTER TO DO. THE LAKERS ARE THE BEST AND ALWAYS WILL BE, SO YALL NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DEAL WITH IT AND QUIT CRYING ABOUT IT. GO FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO LIKE JACKING OFF. MAYBE THAT'LL GIVE YOU MORE PLEASURE.

posted by YOU DUMB ASSES

Hey Jessica hit it with her cousin FOX, if you know what i mean!

If you are reading this you are a stupid gay ass lesbian!!! Look it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by YoUr FaThEr!

lakers suck yeah shaq sucks kobe is overrated

posted by Lakers SUUUUUUUUCK

The NBA likes the Lakers because LA is a big city, Phil Jackson is a famous coach, and Kobe Bryant is looked at as being the next Jordan. For one the thing, there will never be another Jordan, and Shaq simply likes to see how many guys he can knock over and not get called for a foul. Phil Jackson is a traitor for going to LA. I would rather have seen him coaching the Knicks instead of the gay Lakers. Instead of coaching veterans, he is coaching homosexual pukes like Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher. I hope Shaq bangs Phil so hard that he gets a groin injury, and I hope Shaq squeeze his ass cheeks so hard that he snaps Kobe's dick off when he is screwing him.

posted by Mark

NIGGES I DON'T KNOW WHAT U OLL TOKIN BOUTBUT UNIGGS GOT NO SENSE I TELL ULAKERS GOT GAME ESPICIALLY KOBE. WHEN LAKERS PLAYED NYK LAST YEAR KOBE MAKE SHOT LIKE CRAZY SHAQ FAT ASS DUNK SO HARD EVERYBODY IN HARLEM THOUGHT IT WAS A EARTH QUAK AND MY TEAHCER AT LUIS ARMSTRONG MIDDLE SCHOOL TOLD US THEY NEXT DAT THAT SHE THOUGHT SHE FELT THE FLOOR SHAKE WHEN SHAKE DUNKED , SHE WAS AT HOME SO I GOT RESPECT YO U OLL WETSIDASGOT NO RESPECT YO U COME HERE IN NY WE GOT RESPECT 4 EVERYONES GGAME SO DON'T HATE , APPRICEATE AND TRY 2 REALATE-NY LOVA

posted by NY LOVA

Yeah, What he said, !!!!!!!!!!

posted by cant admit it !

Lets get back to reality, Kobe is nothing more than a spoiled little NBA brat, sure he can play, but he is no leader, their will be another Jordon but he is not it. Shaq looks like he just ate the entire WNBA and I dont mean pussy, I mean he actually ate them, with BBQ sauce, if he can slim his fat ass down he probably will get one more ring, but the KINGS will be right their the whole time......

posted by KING FAN

Yeah, all those Kobe triple-doubles really show how spoiled he is. Shame on him, huh! Whatever!!!!!!! Accept that Kobe Bryant is going to be the next Michael Jordan and that Shaq is the best player in the NBA. So shut up and deal with it. The Lakers are comming back and good luck in trying to stop them.

posted by WHATEVER!!!!!

Kobe triple doubles !!! He is the only one that shoots, the rest of the team sucks, a truely great player makes players around him look better, not worse( Jordan, Magic, Hakeem and so on). Once again we have some band-wagon jumping Lay-Queer fan playing on moms computer. The Lay-Queers aint shit so face, look at your record, Memphis took you to overtime, FUCKING MEMPHIS, the worst team in the league, oh yeah Lay-Queers only have like two more wins or something, la sucks la sucks la sucks lalalalalalalalalala........

posted by KING FAN

Yeah. The Lakers had to go into OT to beat Memphis, and the Bulls blew Memphis out. The Lakers have too many egos, and just are a bunch of spoiled fags that don't deserve the title. The NBA does all it can to make sure LA wins it every year. They even brought in a BS rule for Shaq. The rule was installed durng the 2000 Finals, go figure. If Shaq is fouled under 2 minutes in the game, any of the 5 Lakers can shoot the free thow. This is not fair at all, since it is Shaq's fault if he can't shoot foul shots. He shouldn't have the NBA bring in a rule to make up for it. There are many other bad-foul-shooting centers out there, Dale David, Chris Dudley. You don't see the NBA bringing in new rules for them. This shows how much the NBA wants the Lakers to win.

posted by Mark

I am a faggot so shhaq give me them big flopping lips that flap all over com on

posted by rick fox

You would have to change some rules to make a dipshit like shaq rich. Think back, when was the last time you saw a seven foot, fat tub of shit play ball. The nba ia going to keep that freak show as long as they can. You watch, as soon as he stops getting rings handed to him by the nba(National Bitch Association) he will quit......take your money fat ass and drop off the face of the earth.....I am only 5'10" and I will still bitch slap you if I ever see you...look out fat shit "jaba the shaq"...watch you back

posted by sack town

HEY LAKER FANS:

ARe you still there? Oh no I think there are only 5 of you left now that the LAKERS SUCK without that fat fuck Shaq who hovers by the basketball rim. And then there is Kobe fucking whiny bitched Bryant the most arrogant piece of shit to hit the league. LAKERSUCK MY COCK. KINGS ARE #1 AND WILL BEAT THEM THIS YEAR IF THEY ARE NOT ROBBED AGAIN...
Hey Fox--learn how to fight you fucking useless bitch.

posted by not a sellout

Hey Loser Queen Fans:

Where's your flop flop Divac??? Now if there was ever a whiny little bitch in the NBA is that ugly ass mother fucker. Oh yeah, he's probably back in the locker room crying with can't fight for shit Christie. The Lakers can, have, and always will kick the Queens' asses for being the big pussies that they are, so if ANYONE thinks the championship is theirs this year, KEEP DREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAKERS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4-PEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LATES LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by sacramento queens, keep dreaming

Kings are not like the Lay-Queers. We dont lose to teams with a losing record. We dont have a losing record. Lakers are nothing without shaq backing his ass up on to people. Sure Kobe Bryant gets triples
but he is the only one getting the ball! Kings still win without bibby,peja, and the others. Kings are at the minimum and still win.

posted by Kings 4 life

kobe bryant is a big gay ass homo

posted by hehateme

THE KINGS CAN KISS MY ASS! LET'S SEE WHAT THEIR RECORD IS GOOD FOR WHEN THEY LOSE AGAIN IN THE PLAYOFFS. RECORDS DON'T MEAN SHIT RIGHT NOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT YOU DO IN THE PLAYOFFS.
ALL THE KINGS ARE ARE A BUNCH OF WHINNY, BITCHY CRYBABIES WHO CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT THEY GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED BY THE LAKERS AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO MOVE ON. HOPEFULLY WITH THIS YEAR'S LOSS AGAIN, THEY WILL GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON. IF NOT THEY CAN KEEP ON BEING THE LITTLE SORRY ASSES THAT THEY ARE. THE LAKERS WILL STILL BEAT THEM ANY TIME.

posted by KINGS SUCK 4 LIFE

The bulls would beat the lakers anytime. And maybe again Shaq would fight like a girl. And dont forget rick fox. He definitly can not fight

posted by kings 4 life

This is basketball, not boxing or the WWE. Get over the fighting already. That is so old.

posted by shaddow459

AMEN!

posted by roailk

LAKERS SUCK. THEY CAN'T FIGHT AND THEY CAN'T WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP WIHTOUT PAYING THE REFS BEFORE HAND SO THEY GET CALLS THEIR WAY: (KOBE ELBOWING MIKE BIBBY IN THE NOSE). THEY ARE THE WHINY ASS BITCHES (IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME YOU SHOULD LOOK UP WHINE OF THE WEEK ON MSN SPORTS). THEY ALWAYS HAVE 1 OR MORE LAKERS PLAYERS THERE. KINGS ARE #1, THEY ARE A MUCH DEEPER TEAM, AND THEY AREN'T OBNOXIOUS ARROGANT BITCHES LIKE KOBE, SHAQ AND FOX. FUCK THE LAKERS AND THEIR BANDWAGON FANS WHO BOOED THEM WHEN THEY WERE LOSING TO DALLAS. WHAT UNLOYAL PIECES OF SHIT. KINGS ARE #1!!!

posted by LA FAKERS

I am not a Laker fan. However, I do believe that they deserve some respect for what they have accomplished. Not every team can claim they have won a championship 3 years in a row. They must be doing something right, so I don't understand why the hate. If they are really all the bad things you people claim them to be they'll probably not win this year, but if they do, my respect to them.

posted by Sandy

IT'S FUNNY TO ME HOW ALL YOU KING FANS REMEMBER KOBE ELBOWING BIBBY IN THE NOSE IN GAME 6, BUT YET YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE BALL ROLLING OUT OF BOUNDS OFF OF WEBBER IN GAME 5. AGAIN, THE KINGS HAD THEIR CHANCE TO WIN IT IN GAME 7 WITH THEIR 200 FREE THROWS THEY GOT TO SHOOT AND STILL DIDN'T WIN IT. THEY BLEW IT BIG TIME AND HAD NO EXCUSE FOR IT. ALL THE KINGS AND THEIR GAY ASS FANS ARE ARE A BUNCH OF SORE LOSERS THAT CAN'T ACCEPT THEY GOT THEIR ASSES BEAT AND CAN'T MOVE ON AND INSTEAD CHOOSE TO HATE ON THE REAL CHAMPIONS. LA LAKERS BABY!! BETTER RECOGNIZE!!!!!
IT'S ALL GOOD. WE'LL GET YOU AGAIN THIS YEAR.

posted by SAC QUEENS

Shaq: Kobe, please hold shaq, shaq no feel good, shaq got beat by golden state.

Kobe: You want me to rub you until you pee the white pee again.

Shaq: (laughing) Oh yeah, that always make Shaq feel better.

Kobe: Where is it ?

Shaq: Its under shaq belly, let me lay down.

Kobe: Hush little Shaqy dont say a thing,
Kobes gonna buy you another ring,
and if those refs dont give us calls
Kobe gonna take all the basketballs....and go home.........

Shaq: Shaq like when Kobe sing...........

posted by fly on the wall

I love how the Laker fans feel the need to hit the car-lock button before posting their oh so intellegent messages. Let me see if I can do this, HEY ALL YOU LOSERS THAT HATE THE LAKERS DONT HATE THE LAKERS WHY YOU HATIN STOP HATIN ON THE LAKERS WE RULE WE WILL GET ANOTHER RING THAT WILL MAKE (thought to figure what comes after three) FOUR I THINK THE LAKERS RULE STOP HATIN THE LAKERS. What a bunch of uneducated dipshits.........here is a thought......instead of cruising the mall, and watching the second and third quarter of every other laker game try opening a fucking book and learning something. The only people dumber than shaq are his dipshit fans...

posted by kingfan

Cap-lock........lakers suck....

posted by oops

What a dipshit you are. What the hell does other people hitting the cap-lock button have to do with being educated? Quit changing the subject just cuz the Kings suck and you know it and don't have anything better to write about.

posted by lakerfan

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SIT THERE AND CALL SHAQ DUMB AND UNEDUCATED WHEN HE RECEIVED HIS COLLEGE DEGREE, LOSER? That is something other NBA players can't brag about and more than likely, not even you judging by your stupidity.

posted by get a life

Hey Jessica, you plastic pussy eater! Rick Fox is a bitch ass gay punk. Kobe 's a fuckin' pretty boy and I just hope someone whups shaq's Fat Punk Ass. He talks too much shit. If I were 7-1 inches and 400 plus pounds like him, yeah I'd average 30 points a game too. I'm happy the Lakers are 8-13. Shaq has some nerve saying that is his team's fault that they suck. that's the mark of a true leader. Hey Laker fan. You Bitch ass pussy, If the kings suck how come their at the top of their division WITHOUT mike bibby and the lakers have lost to teams like the grizzlies, the miami heat and the warriors with BOTH kobe and shaq. Last year, the kings were able to win many games without webber, now they're doing so without bibby, the main reason why they should have beaten the lakers (fuck Robert Horry)and gone to the finals in 2002. Now what Niggaz!!!

posted by D-Fresh

YOU ARE THE FUCKING UNEDUCATED PIECE OF CRAP FOR SAYING THAT SHAQ IS FUCKING EDUCATED FOR GETTING HIS DIPLOMA. IF SHAQ WAS EDUCATED HE WOULDN'T BE MAKING HIS LAME EXCUSES AND BLAMING OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE LAKERS SORRY ASS RECORD. WHAT A FUCKING BITCH. SHAQ IS A DEBO-ASS CROSS-EYED MOTHER FUCKER WHO GOES AROUND AND EATS PEOPLE.

posted by Fakers fan

Yes, I am a BITCH. I suck Shaq's cock and let Phil bang me up my loose ass all night long. He spanks me with all his championship rings on his fingers. I love it. I am also the UGLIEST MOTHER FUCKER EVER....besides Shaq. I even let Rick Fox bone me the other week; after he was done knocking up his cousin Jessica.

posted by Kobe Bryant

haha. the lakers are under .500. They SUCK. KINGS ARE #1!!!!!!!

posted by kingsrbest

Keep talking all your cheap crap. That will never change anything. Lakers are #1 and Kings suck. It ain't my fault all yall are in denial. Who gives a fuck about their damn records right now. Like KINGS SUCK 4 LIFE said, records don't mean shit right now. You can't even imagine how happy I am with the Lakers' record right now and even how much happier I will be when they come back and win the championship again this year. Then I'll love to see the expression on your guys' faces. Then we'll see who the real fools are, you pieces of shit!

posted by lakersrbetter

jealously is not a good trait. don't worry all you laker haters. when shaq and kobe retire, then you will get your chance. talking about whinny bitches, at least we don't do a gay dance on the court before every game you suckremento queens.

posted by #1 laker fan

hey kobes dick sucker. you really shouldn't put your fantasies on the net. don't be upset because kobe and shaq turned down your propostions. move on. i'm sure you will find a nice boy soon.

posted by #1 laker fan

Cap-locks dont have anything to do with education but the longest run on sentence ever does.........go back to school.....

posted by your DAD

The Lay-queers beat by Golden State, boy they really do suck, hahahahahahahahaha

posted by reality

Lakers fan suck and the Lakers can win without the refs on their side. Boo hoo, Kobe and Shaq are crying. Fucking laker bitches. Faggety ass Lakers suck!

posted by Ihatepeecoloredteams

Sorry-the lakers CAN'T win wihout the refs on their side. Typo. If they could win they wouldn't be 9-15 right now. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

posted by Ihatepeecoloredteams

I like to shit on Kobe and Shaq

posted by shitter

The Lakers are STRUGGLING to win a game against some shitty teams these days. How sad. Kobe lies in Shaq's arms before he cries himself to sleep. Phil needs to practice some more ZEN.

posted by flyonwall

Where are all you loyal Lay-Queer fans, last month you were talking about a fourpeat (like you can count to four). I thought I would help you out because I know Lay=Queer fans dont watch two games in a row, but you just got punked twice by shitty/rookie/lameass/highshool ballers........HA........Lets think about it, you have lost to:DENVER, PHEONIX, CLEVELAND(twice)SAN ANTONIO(twice) ,
WASHINGTON, ATLANTA, BOSTON, PORTLAND, DALLAS, MINNESOTA, UTAH, GOLDEN STATE and now NEW ORLEANS, chew on that SO-CAL bitches......

posted by reality

WE JUST KEEP GETTIN' BETTER..........

posted by KINGS OF THE COURT

WE JUST KEEP GETTIN' BETTER..........

posted by KINGS OF THE COURT

WE JUST KEEP GETTIN' BETTER..........

posted by KINGS OF THE COURT

Lakers Rule, we almost won those games this weekend. Hey refs, you like $$$$$$$$$

posted by #1 laker fan

Kiss my ass fuckin HATERS! The Lakers WILL 4 peat on your sorry asses this year, and the next, and the next, and the next. So you better enjoy the head start we're giving you while it lasts.

posted by THE REAL #1 LAKER FAN

all you sorry ass laker haters will be shut up soon enough. even if we don't 4 peat, at least we have three. the lakers are still playing hurt and we have been so close to winning all the games we lost. as soon as shaq and kobe are 100% watch out. just remember last season when we lost to all the sorry ass teams. how did we end up? i don't think i need to remind all you laker haters who had the last laugh last year. go lakers!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by #1 laker fan

th Lakers are hurting? Well they actually HAVE the two players which matter. The kings are still missing Bibby and now Bobby Jackson too. Not to mention a list of others. Keep whining you fucking bitches. You guys should enjoy the championship from last year when the true team was robbed because the refs were paid. The LAKERS ARE FUCKING CHEATERS AND have ruined the fun of the NBA with it. Don't worry it won't last for long. Their fairweather fans are already getting sick of them.

posted by kings4eva

Fakers are proud of themselves for winning ONE game against Orlando, when Tracy McGrady had to leave in the middle. This is getting FUNNY AS HELL!!! Who is Shaq going to point the finger at next? Times are getting desperate for that shitty team. Long live the Lay-Queers.

posted by Who would have thought...

Can't wait till Doug gives Fox another uppercut for Christmas. Maybe Kobe wants one too? Why don't you Laker fans ask him?

posted by shitter

I think we'll probably ask him to give you ass wholes a dose of your own medicine and food poison the whole team instead. What about that? AND THE LAKERS CHEAT, HUH! So what would you call that? If the Lakers (so call) cheat, at least they're successful at it unlike your little food poisoning incident. You still couldn't stop them! What a joke! You guys keep trying, we'll keep laughing at ya. Now you're in our town, not sac town!!! You best bow down to the real champions. THE L.A. LAKERS!!

posted by L.A. LAKERS 4 EVA

This goes out to all you Laker haters:


Welcome to LA where them Lakers play,
where they be ballin' on fools like every day.
Kobe, Fisher, Shaq, Fox, and Horry.
Another victory in history, you know the story.
We seek a 4-peat, another team to beat.
All yall are hella weak. What's that, I smell defeat.
You're messin with the 3 time World Champions.
You're looking for a win but in your heart you know it can't be done.
It's the Lakes show. We break those opponents,
who try to run and get up on it but they ain't doing nothin.
Just like the Blazers, yeah they didn't do nothin.
Just like the Queens, yeah they didn't do nothin.
We come stoppin like some soldiers,
some true players with skill.
And make them run it through my main man, Shaquille.
But wait. Hold up, it's Derek Fisher with a steal.
And Robert Horry at 3 point range, they better chill.
Kobe Bryant to shoot a windmill, while Rick Fox got it locked with the player blocks.
And that's the way to box out.
Get your rebound hommie, and dunk it back again.
It's the LA LAKERS, WORLDWIDE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I told you, man.
This ain't just a game, this is for real.
3 time champions getting ready for the 4 peat. Bring it back baby!!!!!!!

posted by lakerfan

Wow you have as much talent as that crappy team you're trying to flow about. You should seek an agent. Bitch we didn't poison Kobe; Shaq's cum just made him puke all day so he had to have a cover up. LAKERS SUCK AND LAKERS FLAKY ASS FANS SUCK AND LIKE TO BONE EACH OTHER IN THE ASS EVERY NIGHT. gO L.A. DICK SUCKERS!

posted by LAKERFANISLOSER

Wow you have as much talent as that crappy team you're trying to flow about. You should seek an agent. Bitch we didn't poison Kobe; Shaq's cum just made him puke all day so he had to have a cover up. LAKERS SUCK AND LAKERS FLAKY ASS FANS SUCK AND LIKE TO BONE EACH OTHER IN THE ASS EVERY NIGHT. gO L.A. DICK SUCKERS!

posted by LAKERFANISLOSER

Fox is a weakling who can't fight; he can only run his mouth. He also can't make a shot to save his life! Go Philly; Kobe is a bitch ass punk! Fucking Fakers. AI is da shit!

posted by phillyfan

Don't hate just cuz you can't flow about your crappy ass teams. Just cuz you ain't got shit to say about them, that ain't our fault. Also, the Kings DID TRY to poison Kobe. Too bad it didn't work, huh. Worthless pieces of shit and the fans that support them. Can't even be successfull at that. Oh yeah, and what's up with that perverted mind of yours? Shaq's cum, bonning eachother, dick suckers. Sorry but other people don't care about your damn fantasies. That's obviously all you think about all day and all night. Go find a better hobbie and something better to think about. I know you're bitter just cuz you can't have Shaq and Kobe all to yourself. But I don't think Shaq and Kobe want you if they're (too busy bonning eachother). Maybe someday your fantasies will come true. Yeah, in another life. Fuck the Sacramento Queens and all you pussies.

posted by BOO HOO

final comment: lakers suck!

posted by pinder

I can't explain in words how happy I am that the Lakers are gone! Just when it seemed like that all the momentum going their way, the were whipped at home. Kobe is wining little brat, as is Derek Fisher. Having the Spurs the win it all would be nice, but it really doesn't matter, since LA is gone, and the NBA will actually return to normal now. Looks like Kobe will be banging Shaq on the golfcourse!

posted by Mark

the kings are a bunch of bitches. everyone knows the lakers are the best team. just because vlade divac and the rest of the non-americans flop on the ground and cry it doesn't mean they are great. can anyone remind me what happened last season when the lakers played the king's in the postseason?

posted by U SUCK

There you guys go again with your sick minds. Is there really nothing better to do than to talk about the lakers? Ya'll have serious problems.

posted by rl81000

Not U SUCK. I'm with you.

posted by rl81000

hey, can you get me a picture of kobe or anyone from the lakers crying when they lost to san antonio in game 6? email it to me, thanks

posted by victor

a true champion- jordan
lakers winning a championship- cheat, and use shaqs pounds to throw players down
watching the lakers crying and get their ass kicked by the spurs? -PRICELESS

about time,,lakers lost their luck
have fun fishin,,,,in the river of tears!

posted by lakers are pus*y lickers

THOSE FAKERS


Some of you out there are just trying to be
But your body and mind just can’t take it
So I want everyone to please see
That is stupid 2 compare number eight with 23

Little conceited ass ball-hog laker
Aint nothing but an air-jordan faker
But have in mind that mike will be honored for ever
And Mr. Italian boy aint even at least clever

And all of you king haters shut da f*ck up
Cuz the time to kill is all mine
And all of you b*tches have crossed the line
You’re in the red zone, so bounce b4 you die

What? You know my words are true

Yeah Yeah you all mad?
Oh please, that sh*t cant be bad

You aint capable of doing sh*t to me
So Shaq loose some weight please
And start feeling sorry for your team
Cuz its right, without your pounds they just can’t “WIN”

They’ll be just a sorry ass team like the clippers
And all of you laker-lovers stop being pu*sy lickers


So what da hell
BRING ON THE KINGS
And I can tell
They will be the owners of the rings

You will be jealous they’ll have the crown
So calm your modda fuck*ng ass down
Is time for number 34 to die
So get the atomic bomb to make him fly high

posted by gaby

Oh pleeeease!!! That's about the stupidist thing I ever heard. Quit trying to rhyme, you suck just like your crappy ass queens. You're nothing but one of those gay ass queens annoying fans that cant' shut the f*ck up. They'll get theirs too. their next. I'll be satisfied as long as anyone kicks their ass.

posted by john

fuck the FAKERS they fuckin suck who the did they think they were talkin all that shit 4-peat these nutz Shaq. Fuck u too derek u lil bitch can't stand loosing fucker yea well thats what all the teams felt like muthafuckers. At least the Kings are still in the game. And u Kobe who gives a fuck how many fuckin 40 plus points games u had it ain't shit no mo' fucker fuckin pussy ass cry baby. U too old ass fuck Phil lil bitch retire already old fart.

posted by the realest nigga

fuck lakers,,and their stupid fans,,,,,they are not only blind,,but ignorant. Admit it. Their lucky times are over. It is time for a true championship team to win, like spurs. SO PLEASE FAKER FANS, STOP CRYING LIKE YOUR FUCKING IDOLS.

posted by g

i just wanted to post and say how much i laughed when i saw the lakers CRY when they lost game 6 against the spurs.

posted by Christy

well well well.......luck ran out lets just start with.............HA HA HA HA HA HA told you so i told you dumbass lakers so. you call the kings queens why cuz they are better you know it and last year you got lucky. but when they lost they NEVER cried let a bunch of pussy's THAT was the best thing i seen in a long time i have it on tape i watch it over and over. and of course its all over tv. the girl who said rick cox is her 3rd cousin lol big deal if he isyou tryin to get cool by tracin your family tree i bet your family tree doesnt fork very much if the rest of the family is into cousin fucking like you. and yes yes kobe is a jordan wannabe...nope not even close get over it dumbass. i just bout a book on the top 100 players of all time mj is #1 of course and kobes cryin bitch ass is like around #70 he should'nt even be in it im so glad they showed thier true lives this year. what have we leraned. fox is a pussy who has never been in a fight in his life..."hows that jaw" shaq is a fatass who cant get up and down the court .."as seen in the playoffs" kobe is highly over rated bitch who cries like a punkass on tv" fisher .........man grow some nuts" that was unreal i felt bad just watchin think what thier wives must be feelin lol. and the rumor is true kobe and horry both like it up the ass. i seen the pics. well maybe next year pussy's but........I FUCKIN DOUBT IT and thank you tim duncan for makin shaq your bitch like pussy he is ;) now defend that one laker luvers lol

posted by shaq is a fatass and kobe is a wannabe

I aint no Laker fan but, get a fuckin life looser!!! Anybody can tell you that.

posted by someone needs help

I would LOVE to take this opportunity to tell all you little bitch Queen fans.......HAAA.....HAAAA.....HAAAA. You sorry, pathetic LOSERS w/a capital L. You thought now that the Lakers were out of it you would win that championship this year huh. Sorry mother fuckers. I thought I told ya'll to keep dreaming. What's your excuse now. Did Dallas cheat too? Just admit it, ya'll are SORRY.

posted by john

To the retard "shaq is a fatass and kobe is a wannabe",
yeah the Kings are a bunch of sissy queens. I wouldn't be too proud of the fact that they are a bunch of sore losers who can't live with the fact they've gotten their asses beaten by the lakers and STILL can't move on. Talk about a grudge and problems in the head. I guess they aren't too good if they're out of if again and this time it wasn't by the lakers. What now? What excuses are there? They plain suck. And how do you know they didn't cry? they cry and bitch every day. Every ref out there is sick of listening to their whiny asses. Oh that's manly! you hate the Lakers so much, what the hell are you doing recording their asses in the first place and wathcing it over and over? Is this some kind of frustrated love affair we have with them. It must be. Nothing else can explain it. And what's this about Kobe being a Jordan wannabe? Nigga, what the hell are you talking about. Kobe don't need to be no Jordan wanabbe, he's better than Jordan. Of course Jordan's gonna be #1, his career is over, loser. And Kobe sure in hell isn't going to be #2 or 10 cuz he's barely begginning. Wow, that took some brains to figure out. What Kobe has accomplished now is a hell of a lot more than jordan did at the same time during his carreer. So think before you speak tard. In conclusion, you're a moron. Back that up.

posted by kiss my ass

thanks for all the comments and rap songs. we're now closed.

posted by pinder

OKAY THE LAKERS RULE OKAY!!! sure they get paide but who gives a flying FUCk!! U ARE JUST JELIOUS BEC U"R FUCKIN TEAM IS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT~! KOBE BRYANT IS DA BOOOOOOM~!hes large EVERYWHERE if ya know wut i mean!!! hes good in bed!! but to much for me to handle!
sure shaq is just tall!! but ya know wut hes gotta SEXY ASS!!! DANG HOMIE

posted by kobe accuser

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