anytime i watch muchmusic, they're showing a song "featuring ja rule". if it's not creed, it's fucking ja rule. i bet if i wrote a song, i could get ja rule to do guest vocals. he could sing for my math rock band, "differential" on the "riemann zeta ate my postulate" track. he'd probably fuck up the mathematical signatures though. mtv wouldn't air the video anyway, on account of the topless drummer and all, but muchmusic probably would.

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this past weekend, i played guitar till my fingers bled. i'm so fucking rock n roll. actually, i had a paper cut on my index finger from earlier in the week which was just aggravated worse with the guitar strings, so it's not that rock n roll.

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i'm trying to motivate myself into doing more things, some of which includes taking photos and updating this site. days of april will be updated with a 420 x 50 view of each day this month. who knows, i might even post a picture of myself *gasp*