dear vegetarians at the next table who sat there and talked about how unhealthy and disgusting it was for my companions and i to eat that phat juicy plate of chicken wings at lunch on monday,
fuck off!
sincerely,
danica
disclaimer: i should probably say something about how i have nothing against vegetarians............ probably ;)
all vegetarians should be put in a cave with rabid wolves. then they'll get rabies, go insane, and start eating each other and not be veggieheads anymore! a fitting end for people who won't eat meat.
i mean, if meat wasn't supposed to be eaten, why does it taste so good? and believe me, if a cow could, it would eat you.
ps: you don't win friends with salad! you don't win friends with salad! you don't win friends with salad!
Life without meat would suck. There's nothing more satisfying than a big old chunk of dead cow. The Simpsons congo line was right, you don't win friends with salad.
On a totally unrelated note: I just came across this site, and mine does resemble it quite a bit. I just put my layout yesterday, so I'm sure yours was hear first. If it wasn't for the background image, it wouldn't be so bad...so I'll do the right thing and avoid any criticism of me "ripping" your design, and change the background image.
for the record, it should be stated that danica did attempt to become a vegetarian for a short period, while i laughed and i laughed.
also for the record, i've seen paul order a caesar salad many times as a main course.
A lot of vegetarians I know just eat junk food and say they are vegetarians when in actuality they are junkfoodatarians. But the worst part is when they give you hell about eating meat. It's like "hey I don't bug you about eating lettuce so fuck off"
remember that time a buncha people commented on a weblog but really didn't say anything more than what the post says?
i should say something in defense of the world's vegetarians, considering that i am one.. but i'm too busy making yogurt from scratch and growing bean spouts and not shaving my armpits and plotting to murder all of the world's carnivores.
the only saving grace of this whole vegan thing is that they will all be dead in 10 years from malnutrition.
The reason we have sharp teeth is to tear meat.
Yo man, fuck off. Just cause you like the tase of decaying flesh doesen't mean everybody should. Veggies taste like shit, but so does cow crap, so what's the problem?
Geez louise, you guys really need to get a life, all being a vegetarian is, is a way of life... the only difference is we've decided to enjoy life with out the guilt of murder hanging over our heads. get over it, if it annoys you so much then do somthing more than post comments aboot it on here!
Folks, we all kill things to live. Let's not mince words. Plants die for us, too. They may not have faces, but they are alive. And come to think of it, when we die, we become food for plants, and other creatures. Heck, I figure I'm a meal and a half for the parasites present in and around me.
There's not really a reason to fight about it. And let's not point nasty murder accusations at each other, either. It's counterproductive. It also makes the opposition immediately think you're too sanctimonius to talk to.
The best thing you can do is make educated choices for yourself, and realize that none of our diet options is totally guilt free.
I'm a vegetarian. i think its wrong to eat meat. i am single minded and think you should all get fucked. ever tried being vego? after a while you feel "cleaner" inside and out. try it then criticise.
i like it when vegetarians say they're "90% vegetarian". yeah, and 10% hypocrite!