$lyrics = array("I can turn on anyone
Just like I've turned on you", "I can do you favors
But then you'll do whatever I like", "I might be a little young
But Honey I ain't naive", "I might be too much
But honey you're a bit obscene", "I've had everything that's tangible
Honey you'd be surprised");
$i = rand(0,4);
echo $lyrics[$i];
?>