One-liners and quotes from the Simpsons are a part of my lexicon. Usually my brother or a friend will get the joke, but other times, I speak purely to amuse myself. I can always think of something funny Bart or Homer or Dr. Nick said in an episode that fits in perfectly for the situation. I'm usually not even aware that I'm doing it. If only I used this power of memorization for education and learning. Nah, that wouldn't be as fun.

Today, I can't quote any Simpsons lines. It's a bet I made. Today, I will be bland and boring. I'll have to bite my lip and keep quiet. It's not even 10:00am and I've had to stop myself 4 times.

Update: I win.