Wednesday, January 30, 2002

recent conversations:


pinder: shouldnt you be listening to cbc radio? you've got an image to keep you know

chris: i bought a sweater at walmart... the dream is dead

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josh: so yeah, i'm thinking about going back to school

pinder: what kind of school? university?

josh: yeah, maybe law school

pinder: you're not smart enough for law school

josh: thanks pinder, you're such a good friend

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darren (in the middle of a story): what's the term for where one partner chokes the other while performing...pinder, you probably know

pinder: autoerotic asphyxiation

darren: yeah, that's it

pinder: hey! wait a minute, why'd you assume i'd know!?

darren: well you did, didn't you?

pinder: yeah, but still!

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paul: snowjob sounds like a dirty word

pinder: well, i know snowball is a dirty word.

pinder (after a short pause): fuck, why do i know so much porn lingo?

comments:

autoerotic asphyxiation is when you choke yourself while getting your rocks off. not when your partner chokes you. that what the "autoerotic" part is. you're doing it to yourself.

i am such the linguist.

posted by josh

trivia: autoerotic asphyxiation is how the lead singer of INXS died a few years back.

posted by josh

see! i was wrong...i didn't know!

posted by pinder

http://www.filmfodder.com/tv/xfiles/clyde_bruckman/

posted by milov

And somewhere, sadly, with a look of lost hope and faded wonder, Sam, the Walmart greeter shuffles slowly to his LeBaron; the children of Indonesia, a former ToastMaster, and Chris all locked in dance of mutual self destruction. Yea Sam Walton, we see thee and thou art judged by the wages of your sin.

posted by Rex Murphy

au·to·er·o·tism or au·to·e·rot·i·cism
n.
Self-satisfaction of sexual desire, as by masturbation.
The arousal of sexual feeling without an external stimulus.

posted by Michael Hutchence

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