paul says that "cunt" is the new "fuck". i like "cunt" (hehe). it's not necessarily new, but fresh, and best of all, still offensive. coming from a girl, "cunt" is much more damning than "fuck". particularly since most girls don't swear as often as guys, well at least the girls i know. probably because swearing a lot isn't particularly attractive in a woman. if they do swear, it's usually "fuck". but every once in a while, when that blood starts boiling, you know a girl is mad when she calls another girl a "cunt". ("who Carol? i told you that bitch is crazy!"). it's not always bad though, i can think of a time a girl found the need to say "cunt" and it was all good. :)

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in related news, my new catchphrase:

"oh, go fuck right off"

it works in every situation. "fuck" still has some life in it. sure its lost some of its vulgarity, but that's just because you're not saying it right. it's all about delivery. you just can't say "fuck". you have to say it with vigor and zeal. like how they say fuck in Glengarry Glen Ross.

"fffucck"

emphasis on the 'f' and the 'ck'. and the 'u' sounds more like an 'o', but not quite. with gusto. say it like you fucking mean it.

oh, go fuck right off pinder.