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<title>pndr tumblr</title>
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<description>I&apos;m posting on this tumblr thing more often....</description>
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<title>Jesus Axl!</title>
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<description>Man, I love this picture of Axl Jesus, via copyranter:...</description>
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<title>facebook advertising</title>
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<description>These are the types of ads I&apos;m seeing when I login to Facebook: I&apos;m not sure, but I think the ad was about tittyfucking or something. I kinda ignored the words. Maybe Facebook has written special tittyfucking algorithms for targeted...</description>
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<title>ya gots to chill</title>
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<description>Quiz Results: Radiohead song, or Drug Found in Anna Nicole&apos;s Autopsy Report? A) Myxomatosis B) Diazepam C) Diphenhydramine D) Polyethylene E) Melatonin F) Atropine Lefsetz Credibility Report NOT CREDIBLE Jay-Z I know, I know, it&apos;s a badge of honor for...</description>
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<title>Oprah&apos;s Big Gay Adventure</title>
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<description>I was flipping channels the other day when I stopped on one of the east coast channels that replays Oprah at night. In between one of her Jesus Christ poses I saw this graphic in the background: I thought for...</description>
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<title>Rap beefs</title>
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<description>After weeks of holding his tongue, Memphis Bleek breaks his silence on his feud with Jim Jones and The Diplomats: Interviewer: Jim Jones also said he confronted you, but you were busy tying your shoes. Memphis Bleek: That doesn&apos;t even...</description>
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<title>Canadian athletes - you can do it!</title>
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<description>The Vancouver 2010 Organizing Committee recently unveiled some posters to attract more aboriginal youth to Olympic sports. From the article: &quot;There were a few anxious moments during the ceremony when Ms. Beaudoin fainted just as she opened the curtain to...</description>
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<title>Neck</title>
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<description> For her new song With Love, Hilary Duff made an entire video about how hot her neck is. Anything to distract from those horse teeth. I keep thinking thats Christian Cage in the video. In other neck news, Feist...</description>
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<title>Mashups are so Raven!</title>
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<description>Why the word &quot;mashup&quot; is about as cool as Fran Dresher saying &quot;fo shizzle&quot; in an Old Navy ad, or, ads with white guys in lab coats saying &quot;off the heezy&quot;:...</description>
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<title>Venom / Radio Mixes</title>
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<description>So why&apos;d that astronaut go crazy? Maybe she brought back a symbiote from space! Okay, that joke was sad. Some mixes: Does It Offend You, Yeah? - XFM Non Crossed Deal Mix (64MB, 28mins) Lots of loud glitch. One of...</description>
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<title>Telus offers porn</title>
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<description> Telus is now offering you mobile porn: Available on a &quot;pay-per-download&quot; basis, the service introduced on Jan. 8 will allow cellphone users to download pornographic photographs and videos, charging them an average of $3 to $4 for each item....</description>
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<title>2007 Ford Bukkake</title>
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<description>This commercial for the 2007 Ford Fusion is the most subversively pornographic ad I&apos;ve seen in a long time. Watch, it&apos;s only 29s: So because of the superior traction control in the Ford Fusion, it will defy gravity, and you...</description>
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<title>Kirk Van Houten Award for Excellency in Song Naming: The Killers</title>
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<description> We have a new winner! The &quot;Kirk Van Houten Award for Excellency in Song Naming&quot; goes to..... The Killers for a track from their new album Sam&apos;s Town called: Bling (Confessions of a King) Congratulations. Maybe for the next...</description>
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<title>you got to get up to get free</title>
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<description> The Conan HD Bumper Art Gallery *** I fixed my Vancouver Film Fest Greasemonkey script for the crappy popup-driven Vancouver Film Festival site. The script replaces the javascript popup code for film detail pages with permalinks for films, making...</description>
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<title>the mars volta - wwe fans?</title>
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<description> The full cover of the new Mars Volta album Amputechture is great, but kinda uncomfortable. I&apos;ve listened to the album about 5 times and I&apos;m really enjoying it. Which is unexpected since I didn&apos;t really think I was ready...</description>
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