Best one line review of Revenge of the Sith: "Is Darth Vader gonna have to choke a bitch?"

Miss Modern Age also discovers that Belle and Sebastian track around the same time as me and offers a much better review and download.

I saw in the paper that Screech is doing a show at a comedy club and that he's really "blue". Only dipshits would pay $25 to go see Screech swear.

Louis XIV - Paper Doll video featuring the Suicide Girls (NSFW). Comment on Brookln Vegan post about the video:

If this were a movie, there'd be a voiceover dude saying "In a world... Where everyone has herpes!"

Man that new Coldplay song is so boring. I've never been a fan but there's absolutly nothing that's catchy about it. I can see why "Yellow" or "In My Place" or even "Clocks" were huge hits, they were catchy. But what's there to like about Speed of Sound? Is radio playing it just because they're Coldplay and the "new" world's greatest band? When do they hit that Pearl Jam point where radio will play their new songs just cause they're a big band and their old songs were good and not because the new song is any good?

Chris Martin: Coldplay Want To Better Mozart

also

Why do rock songwriters lose their touch as such an early age when classical composers didn't?

Answer: Drugs.

Man the internet is boring on US holidays. And when you return from Canadian holidays like Victoria Day, you have twice as much to catch up on.

Inviting me to the beach on a hot day is the equivalent of me inviting you to a death metal concert.

My idea for the tagline for that TAG body spray: "Bitches, come." I really need to get into marketing.