somebody said "Happy Friday!" to me today. what's so happy about it? are happy meals on cheap today? who the hell says that? well a bum said it to me, so i didn't say anything to him because i didn't want to get stabbed, so i'll say it here.

furthermore, every tard that calls Wednesday "Hump Day" deserves a cock punch. what are we riding camels? or i'd understand if there was fucking in the streets, but last time i checked there wasn't. (damn you Janet Jackson! its your fault there's no fucking in the streets! *falls to knees and sobs* you've ruined it all!)

you're probably thinking "uh-oh! sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"