i think i could write a kickass christian rock song. they're all pretty much the same, so just follow the formula. it'll be about transcendescence and ascention and all that shit. the chorus will have something to do with being pure of heart and finding the answers in yourself. and by "yourself" i really mean Jesus. but you know, you can't out right say Jesus or God or Lord if you want to make it big. i'm not an amateur, i know the formula. the video will have lots of well lit shots of me on a hill (moses) or in a boat (noah), looking up with my arms in the air. and since its christian rock, i can say without hyperbole that i'll be bigger than U2 and Jesus combined.

i thought of this one day while watching internet porn.