Friday, September 19, 2003
pinder's scientific inquiries

one of the things i enjoy is getting girls to admit that they have lesbian tendencies. more specifically that they'd make out with other girls. my scientific research shows that you'd generally go further discussing "making out" rather than discussing vaginatarianism. the exception being of course if your friend is vulgar. if she is, then by all means go for the carpet munching discussion!

now, getting a girl to admit she'd make out with another girl is actually not that difficult. research shows that all you have to do is say the name of the first girl that came to your friend while pondering the question: Angelina Jolie.

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c'mon, if you're a girl, you'd so make out with her! if you said no, then you are wrong. from my statistical analysis, i have determined that every girl on earth would.

with Angie just being a given, the other famous name that has much more variance in statistics (bell curve graph) is Britney Spears.

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research reveals that only about 60% of girls would make out with her. evidently some get all hung up about her sending a bad image and being trashy and how her music sucks. all of which, in their eyes, blurs the scientifically proven hotness that Britney hots.

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a footnote: this scientific inquiry is not being a pig. this is science. we never laugh. besides, if i could offend you, i wouldn't waste my time asking you anyway.

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next time on "pinder's scientific inquiries", we'll test the phrase "you can bounce a quarter off that ass" by actually bouncing quarters off asses.

comments:

Best blog entry of the year! I hope your next "scientific inquiry" contains some nudity, though.

posted by dowingba

And, Pinder, how precisely will you control for all the possible variables of bouncing quarters off of asses?

posted by tina

heck yea, i'm straight, but i'd SO make out with Angelina Jolie

posted by Candi

I was totally into that in my twenties, but now I'm in my thirties, and I dig guys much more than I ever have.
Man, I'm lovin' my thirties!!

posted by dayment

what is that on her mouth? if i was a girl i'd make out with her.

posted by chuck

I think this is the greatest web site ever i can't wait to see more of pinders inquiries

posted by justin

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