there's a reason why i'm a good listener. it's because i have no idea what you're talking about.

there's a reason why i'm funny. it's because you're not.

there's a reason why you forget. it's because it wasn't important.

there's a reason why i don't forget. it's because it was important.

there's a reason why i sleep in now. it's because when i couldn't sleep, i used to say to myself "i'll sleep when i'm dead".

there's a reason why you haven't heard this song before. it's because it wasn't on the Grammy compilation CD you bought.

there's a reason why i'm not myself right now. logic. if myself is now, then not-myself would be not-now. i'm a ghost.

there's a reason why you like talking to me. everyone likes talking to ghosts.