favourite quotes from the weekend:

person:

"remember when King Kong Bundy was going to splash that midget, but the other midget would pull him out of harm's way at the last second? i hated that other midget."

tv:

"That throwing stick of yours has boomeranged on us!" - Bart vs. Australia

quote within a song:

"i was young too. i felt just like you. hated authority. hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. but it's like they say 'if you're not a rebel by the age of twenty, you've got no heart. but if you haven't turned establishment by thirty, you've got no brains'. because there are no storybook romances. no fairytale endings. before you run out and change the world ask yourself: what do you really want?"

- Lagwagon - Gun in Your Hand