Wednesday, May 07, 2003
if you could make a clone of yourself, would you fuck him/her?
c'mon, you so would! you're already fucking yourself.
When you masturbate (at least when I do) you aren't inserting anything into any orifice of your body (at least I don't). I assume fucking a clone of yourself would entail something like that, in which case I probably wouldn't be so inclined. Of course if I was giving myself a "hand-job", that'd be a different story, except that I wouldn't be getting any sexual pleasure, my clone would. And if my clone is anything like I am, he wouldn't be so inclined to give hand-job's either. We'd probably just go to seperate rooms and masterbate. I can think of better advantages that come with having a clone...
posted by dowingba
I'm male, as my latter narrow-minded comment points out. I haven't a clue what a female would do with their clone.
posted by dowingba
well dowingba, lesbians around the world have found a ways to fuck, i'm sure two female clones would do the same thing.
posted by p
of the girls i've asked, one said "definitely" right away without even thinking about it. another said "hmmm, maybe", and 2 others were completely weirded out by the thought, but i think they still would
posted by pinder
haha, i'd do weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff to your clone!
posted by pinder
Gay males around the world have figured out how to fuck, but I've never even fucked another man before in my entire life! I assume the majority of women aren't lesbians, believe it or not, despite what porno movies tell us.
posted by dowingba
what? porno and B movies have lied to me?
next thing you'll be telling me when girls say they're "doing girly stuff" that means they're not going shopping for lace and back home later for a ticklefight in their bra and panties.
say it ain't so!
posted by pinder
No, no, the "doing girly stuff" thing is right. I mean, come on, how could it be any other way?
posted by dowingba
fuck no, my clone would hate me, lie to me and screw me over with his emotional baggage.
posted by js
yeah, i'd make a male clone -- no fun having a copy of myself, she'd be a lazy bitch. this way i get some kinda lazy man-whore out of the deal...an exact copy of myself would be just that. cloning cross gender would be more beneficial (but he'd still be a loser).
if you made a female clone of yourself, pindy, would you screw -her-?
posted by js
He's probably just turn me down.