I've been traveling a lot lately. I was over in Australia during Easter. It was interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do; commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a GIANT BUNNY RABBIT... left chocolate eggs in the night.

Now, I wonder why we're fucked up as a race?

Where do you get this shit from? Why those two things? Why not "Goldfish left LINCOLN LOGS in your sock drawer"? As long as we're making shit up, go hog wild. At least a goldfish with a Lincoln Log on its back crawling across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous connotation to it!

*young irish boy's voice* "Look mummy, i woke up today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer!"

*drugged sounding mother* "That's the story of JESUS!

Who comes up with this shit? I've read the Bible, I can't find the words "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in that fucking book. Do you all have different books of the bible than I do?

- Bill Hicks - Rant in E-Minor