Tuesday, April 15, 2003
since i'm a superstar designer now, i get to wear black turtle necks and carry a messenger bag. i still need to get some loafers and linen pants. and since my designs have "sex appeal", i'll get to have the title "sexifier" on my business card. and when Photoshop is open, i say things like "yeah thats it, work it bitch! yes! yes! NO! NO!"

in meetings i'll offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors and only speak to say "don't stifle me asshole! did you just look me in the eye? fuck it! i'm going home! i can't work under these sub-standard conditions"

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posted by Fox

i love Robokopf! i have so much material for future meetings: "you go have quiet shut-up time now!"

posted by pinder

My friend Mike and I use that one all the time.

I also like to say, "I give you paint, I give you the gift of colour, and how do you repay me? With UGLINESS!" when PhotoShop is being bad.

Also, Angry Bot is the greatest character in the history of mankind.

posted by Fox

the worse is people saying software is "sexy". software isn't fucking sexy! it can be cool and neat and work well, but NOT sexy. man i'm sick of that. i'm going to blow up at the next client that tells me that in a meeting, unless we're meeting about their porn website, and instead of navigation buttons, there are just pictures of hot naked chicks.

posted by paul

paul, you've obviously never seen any of pinder's designs.

trust me, they're sexy.

posted by darren

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