Wednesday, February 26, 2003
i'll be in New York City from March 17 to 22. i arrive on St. Patrick's Day, so even the cops will be drunk. and maybe there'll be a war on then too! or maybe i'll get deported to some country i've never been to.

i'll be flying first class because coach is for losers. i plan on sticking my head out the curtain and saying "that's right, you scum" in my best Chef Luigi voice. it's funny when short people complain about how cramped coach is. hey, try being 6'3, so that your kneecaps are lodged 3 inches into the metal bar holding the magazines up in the seat infront of you. actually, i'm going first class because the airmiles are racked up. "more of anything?" more of everything!

i'll staying with a buddy in Manhattan too, somewhere near the Chrysler building. so far the plans include finding a nearby coffee shop and having breakfast everyday. which is to say, i'm only going for the breakfast.

if you have any other NYC suggestions, let me know.

comments:

"...see they put the fudge on the bottom for equal fudge distribution..."

posted by barry

i'll pay you $. you must bring me back one of those statue of liberity lighters.

posted by js

You'll be disappointed to note that with the new security regime, the curtains between sections have been removed.

Without class segregation, the terrorists have already won!

posted by darren

Dammit! If only I could swing a trip down at the same time.

posted by Fox

go to MOMA.

posted by andrea

You just want to come to New York after all of that time in America Jr.

posted by dia

comd out drinking ya wacky Canadian. Many a fine bar in Brooklyn await

posted by Dirty Sanchez

catch a NY cab ! hehee

posted by eviie

Go to the Tom's Restaurant. For lunch. 112 & Broadway.

posted by Volitile

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