my emo band's name will be Love N Roses. i'll wear an untucked white shirt with a black sweater over top so that collars sticks out at the top and shirt tails stick out at the bottom. i'll sit on a stool and play acoustic guitar and preface every song with "this song is about pussy".

my math rock band's name will be Differential. time signatures will feature overlapping 4/4 mid-tempo based on theorms like the Summability of the Geometric Series and the musical tendencies of Reed-Solomon Codes when graphed. a smoking monkey with a tophat will play bass.

my girl rock band's name will be Frothy Discharge. the girl's names will all start with "Frothy", like "Frothy Jen" or "Frothy Kate". the drummer of course will be topless. my name will be Jack Discharge.