Tuesday, January 07, 2003
Doug Benson is my favourite movie reveiwer. The following are capsule reviews from his I Love Movies! column at bobanddavid.com
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS - Two hours and forty minutes of the most boring fun imaginable!

SANTA CLAUSE 2 - I laughed a few times. Then the movie began.

RED DRAGON - Full of suspenseful twists and turns, if you've never seen MANHUNTER and you're a moron.

XXX - zzz

SIGNS - It's the most fun you’ll have taking a nap this summer!

K19: THE WIDOWMAKER - To perfect his Russian accent, I heard Harrison Ford got really, really stoned and convinced himself that he had a perfect Russian accent.

MINORITY REPORT - It seems like a Stanley Kubrick Film. And by that I mean directed by a dead guy.

THE SUM OF ALL FEARS - I already sat through the Ben Affleck/Samuel L. Jackson movie and the Morgan Freeman/Ashley Judd movie this year, so this Ben Affleck/Morgan Freeman movie can just fuck off.

ABOUT A BOY - I didn’t want it to start!

THE SCORPION KING - If you loved THE MUMMY and THE MUMMY RETURNS, then you're an idiot.

COLLATERAL DAMAGE - Worth checking out just to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger attempt to pronounce the word "collateral."

I AM SAM - Retarded.

and finally, my favourite review of all time:
AMELIE - She's as cute as a button. I hate buttons.

comments:

amazing how easily amused some people are.

posted by zzz

yes it is quite amazing, and i'm not that easily impressed....OH MY GOD! LOOK! A BLUE CAR!

posted by pinder

his column is where ideas can hang out, and do whatever! he's a funny guy, as are you, mr. i quote the simpsons a lot

posted by dia

Movie critics are entertaining if you're a moron who doesn't like to think for yourself.

posted by random person

that's an original thought.

posted by more like random idiot

I once stood behind Doug Benson on an escalator, and I think he farted.

posted by Francis

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