HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS - Two hours and forty minutes of the most boring fun imaginable!and finally, my favourite review of all time:SANTA CLAUSE 2 - I laughed a few times. Then the movie began.
RED DRAGON - Full of suspenseful twists and turns, if you've never seen MANHUNTER and you're a moron.
XXX - zzz
SIGNS - It's the most fun you’ll have taking a nap this summer!
K19: THE WIDOWMAKER - To perfect his Russian accent, I heard Harrison Ford got really, really stoned and convinced himself that he had a perfect Russian accent.
MINORITY REPORT - It seems like a Stanley Kubrick Film. And by that I mean directed by a dead guy.
THE SUM OF ALL FEARS - I already sat through the Ben Affleck/Samuel L. Jackson movie and the Morgan Freeman/Ashley Judd movie this year, so this Ben Affleck/Morgan Freeman movie can just fuck off.
ABOUT A BOY - I didn’t want it to start!
THE SCORPION KING - If you loved THE MUMMY and THE MUMMY RETURNS, then you're an idiot.
COLLATERAL DAMAGE - Worth checking out just to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger attempt to pronounce the word "collateral."
I AM SAM - Retarded.
AMELIE - She's as cute as a button. I hate buttons.
amazing how easily amused some people are.