Earlier today in Los Angeles, California, a coalition of celebrities held a press conference to publicize a letter signed by more than 100 entertainers denouncing President Bush's "war policy" against Iraq.

Meanwhile, moments ago, Pinder Johal held a short press conference in Vancouver, B.C in which he stated unequivocally,

Mr. Johal then dropped the microphone, raised both arms in the air and proceded to finger the gathered group of journalists and photographers. He mumbled something about "hundreds of cock punches" as he walked away.