it is with great honour and privilege that i accept being named slut of the day.

i'm not sure how it all came about. i think a team of scientists in white lab coats were dispatched to measure my sluttiness while i was sleeping. nonetheless, the authenticity of my sluttitude was verified and i was awarded the designation.

being a slut is one thing, but to have a distinguished member of the internet community such as Google stand up and say "yes, you sir, are a slut. so slutty in fact that you shall be named our 'slut of the day'". let me tell you, it's very special feeling.