im all for the cock punching if they deserve it...but why raine??? i say carrot top replaces raine
Raine Maida because i can't stand that fucking "we are all innocent" song. c'mon! he rhymes "cancer" with "dancer", that alone warrants a cock punch.
also because I saw an interview once Rick the Temp did with OLP at a show they were playing at Disneyland, and Rick jokingly asked them "hey, have you seen Mickey?" and he got totally pissed off and said something like, "look, if you want to talk about the music, fine, but don't ask us stupid questions" and cut the interview short and stormed away. dude, you're playing FUCKING DISNEYLAND! you're in Disneyland sucking corporate cock and you want to talk about your "intelligent" music? (once again, "cancer/dancer") oh just fuck right off!
and that my friends, is why Raine Maida deserves a good cock punch.
how could i forget George Lucas! add Steven Spielberg too.
and who ever made that "who da man? Yoda man!" commercial.
David Hasselhoff. Antonio Sabato Jr. Smashmouth. Nickelback. Creed. Theory of a Deadman. Marc Anthony. Ricky Martin. Jerry Lewis (young and old).
I know Ben Affleck needs a good cock punch. I'm having trouble putting the reason into words. I'd like to hear your explanation because, well, your style of irate verbal expressions make me bust a gut laughing.
If you're gonna sack those guys you may as well give it to Steven Segal, Jean Claude (fucker) and that idiot Sylvester Stallone. "Jared" deserves a good ol' cock punch, too.
And what about the ladies?! Freakin' Avril Lavigne and J-Lo!!
not a bad list, bono definitely needs one more than anyone else on earth, but why coldplay? they're completely harmless! and PTA is the man ... i'd have to say the members of boxcar racer/blink-182. the singer from Puddle of Mudd. fred durst. john mayer. russel crowe. carrot top. jack osbourne. lars ulrich. michael bay/jerry bruckheimer. some more i'm probably forgetting, but you get the idea...
Ben Affleck because he can't act his way out of a bag of shit. because he pretends he's indie while making "movie magic" like Pearl Harbour and absolutely ruining good characters like Jack Ryan and the upcoming Daredevil. and because he fucks hot insecure actresses to make his boyfriend Matt Damon jealous.
Not Ross because he at least still makes me laugh on occasion. but the writers that made Ross into such a wuss in the last few seasons, they all need one right in the cock. Joey is the only one carrying that show any more though.
Chris Cornell simply because he's not Zach de la Rocha. i want Rage Against the Machine, not Emo Against the Machine. the music is good on the Audioslave album, but the lyrics are unlistenable after about 4 tracks in.
Coldplay because they're so fucking mediocre. Coldplay fans because they think mediocrity is "amazing". i listened to that new album once, then deleted the mp3s right away.
PTA because he's pretentious and thinks he's brilliant.
i didn't include Stallone, Jean Claude, or Fred Durst because they're too obvious. and I wouldn't add Seagal to the list anyway because he's a guilty pleasure. So bad! So good! the butter knife fight scene from Under Siege is one of the funniest moments in movie history.
and i didn't include women because you know, i didn't want to offend anyone ;) besides, "cock slap" should really be it's own entry now shouldn't it?
I'd agree with you about Cornell if they didn't apparently have such an amazing immediate synergy. According to the interview disc that comes with the album, the whole thing was Rick Rubin's (the producer) idea, and it completely worked. Cornell and the other guys (no offense to them, I just can't remember any names besides Tom Morello) had never met before, and they felt completely tight almost immediately. If that's true (and I believe them), I'm prepared to forgive some other emotions than anger coming from them.
Rick Rubin is my addition. He did Red Hot Chili Peppers' Blood Sugar Sex Majik, Californication, and very possibly their last album (which I don't have yet), as well as System of a Down's debut disc (again, don't know about Toxicity b/c don't have it yet), and that's just scratching the surface. And now he's working with Limp Bizkit (or what's left of them). Unless he pulls a divine act here (though I can't think of what that would be), he definitely deserves a cock punch. But I'm willing to wait until "Less Is More" comes out; not that I have very high hopes, genious though Rick is.
pinder.. don't diss Cornell or I put cap in da ass.. you better check yourself fool.
i wouldn't punch my cock into Britney if she was the last anorexic no talent singing slut on the face of the earth...
lars needs to be hanged upside down by the cock.. I'd like to see Kelly Osbourne bayonet Jack..
billy mays, that bald head fuck from MTV and jason bateman for ruining the Teen Wolf legacy.
Jamie Oliver deserves a cock punch of such magnitude that it breaks the laws of physics.
The kid from the Dell commercials needed a cock punch a long time ago.
More recently, those idiots from the recent Taco Bell ad that exclaim "Let's go clubbing" and drive to a taco bell deserve a good cock walloping.
Why Bryan Adams and Raine Maida? Damn, I could see just about everyone else's reasone, but atleast bryan and raine sing good songs. And dancer does rhyme with cancer.
Um...dancer does rhyme with cancer, but the fact that he had the audacity to do that is what warranted the punch.
default. their quasi rock/country music hurts my ears. im gonna request them on JRfm. "ooh i live a lie..." oh u bet your ass.
bill gates, and that chick who got 30,000usd from people for just asking on her website.
Bono deserves a cock punch because he sucks and has been for years. Also Mark Wahlberg is in need of a cock punch. And Kevin Smith deserves dozens of them. One for Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, another for Jersey Girl, one for writing the script for Scary Movie 3, and one for holding off the new Fletch movie for so goddamn long.
ROCK LOVERS R MESSED UP FROM THEIR FUCKIN HEADS, ROCK IS THE MOST DORKIEST MUSIC EVER
the person who really deserves a cock punch is that gay ass Justin Timberlake, danm that guy is getting on my last fucken nerve, sumone go and slapp his his fucken white pretty face. He sings better than Britney Spears. The hell with it, all fucken pop ppl should go srtaight to hell with their fucken so called music. Specially that Avri lavinge girl, her fucken music is not rock!!! skater boy! danm, my whit ass!!
"I say u blast that SAHARI person who posted that "rock lovers r messesd up from their heads" , u SWEAR! ok rock is and will always, ROCK!! and u SAHARI girl, u better watch ur back, i know who u r, i know where u live! U better watcha self!!
Right on, Andrew. Kevin Smith now tops my list for need-to-be-cock-punched... well, he's right behind Bono and Carrot Top, but still, that's not good company to be with. He's in the sick fucking love triangle thing with Ben and Jennifer Lopez, and it's just sickening. Jersey Girl is going to suck incredible amounts of ass, and what the fuck was he thinking by agreeing to write Scary Movie 3?!
And you're right, where the fuck is the Fletch movie already?
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Flo, from the Amazing Race. She needs a serious cockpunch, and I would love it if Zach administered it.
nah, Counting Crowes definitly need a cock punch for going all "adult contemporary". So does Billy Corgan. He's deserved one since the day he cut his hair and started sucking.
WTF?!?!? Kevin Smith is a fuckin genius and one of the coolest guys in show business...definately the last person on earth who deserves a cock punch
i think , crazy grl diserves a punch, who the hell do u think u r , u dont know shit bout me,ur the one that better watch ur back.
Whats up with people writing on this flipping out? Other people can have thier own opinion. Even though I dont agree with the list (ok, I agree with most of the list, except for raine, coldplay and bono. And the dude that said Bryan Adams) but cant we just our own lifes people?
bill cosby, carrot top, anyone who is a member of a boy band and that idiot david letterman
George W. Bush for driving are country to war just so he can me a few extra bucks for his oil.
DAMMIT... my name just doesn't make sense now that my old email got fucked up... oh well... how bout a one inch cock punch for... what's his name? Fitty - sent or summat?... And while we're at this whole cock punch thing, how bout Vin Diesel, for not using every weapon on that fuckin sweet car in XXX.... and let's have Bruce Lee administer all the one inch cock punches... and let's film it... and ...
... Just in case it wasn't clear... I don't mean "punch people with one inch cocks..."
Not that I don't sincerely believe, or at least wish (because it would make me feel better about myself) that some of the individuals being cock-punched DO have one inch cocks...
Merely that I had the whole Bruce Lee idea, and his one inch punch would ... well... be funny. And painful. And even more humiliating than a regular cock-thrashing...
You can't cock punch Jack Osbourne because you can't cock punch a boy with no cock
GW Bush doesnt need a cock punch... i'd say every member of his cabinet could use 2 or 3 each.. Not to mention that ass-clown Bill Clinton and his lovely neo-nazi hell-bitch wife of his Hillary.. Better yet, use Hil as the punching device for Bill, then use Monica to cock punch Hillary... (oh, and Hillary probably does have a cock)... Between Bill & Hill we ended up with 9/11.
moby fans, the vanbloggers collectively, you, i'd say n'sync but they've got big vaginas...i'll think on this somemore, that's only a start to the list.