Monday, October 28, 2002
anytime somebody asks me for a name suggestion, i tend to blurt out "Francis!". this is usually followed by an awkward pause where i can see their faces mentally processing either Francis through their name algorithm, or me through their what-the-fuck-did-he-just-say? alogorithm. they'll look up and to the left if they're processing the name. they'll look straight at me if they're processing me. either way, the results are always simply, "no."

the next time i have something that requires a name, its name will be Francis.

and for the record, Francis is a perfectly fine name for a plant, a digital camera, or even a web application thank you very much.

comments:

or a pops middle name
my dads name is john francis meyers III
i would have been the IV
but i caught the mispronounced end of it attachment to the flase anounciation by asociative mishape of biligual tongue. got it get it good cause im sore thumb and i dont want to be

posted by suejon

don't you think a digital camera named francis might end up being a bit warped and perverted? be honest now. pervert.

posted by danica

... Always a jokester in the group. A boy named Sue, a digital named Francis?ok I guess it could happen, tell me; is that the male or female aspect? there was Francis Scott Key, Francis the talking Mule, Kukla Fran an Ollie.....

posted by Francine aka Francis aka FranZillah

hey im not a candy ass or


errr i mean boy

posted by suejon

My name is Francis. I hate my name. The goats are chasing me. help for the love of all thats holy... cheese is yummy

posted by Francis

i like stuart
and hugh

i give out a different name whenever i'm asked to give one and it doesn't fucking matter. like at a restaurant, or here, for example

posted by gravy

Was your father born August 2, 1952 in Colorado Springs?

posted by Ronda

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