The first season of The Osbournes premiered in Canada last night on CTV, uncensored. You actually hear every time he says "fuck" instead of a series of bleeps. That's what's cool about Canadian TV. Enough has already been written about the show, since it did debut last year and all. That's what sucks about Canadian TV. Speaking of sucking, when will we get Tivo?

Anyways, back to Ozzy. I think he has ruined his image by doing the show. They're laughing at you Ozzy, not with you. "With you" implies they can understand what you're saying. But, aside from that, there is one reason why I instantly liked show:

Ozzy Osbourne is Mr. Burns.

It's the walk. He walks around like Mr. Burns. All decrepid and hunched over with his arms in front, bent at the elbows at his sides, and again at the wrists, fingers pointing towards the floor. Excellent.