a prediction: within 10 years, some actress/singer will show up to the MTV awards topless. mark my words.

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.NET Framework Class Library: ThaiBuddhistCalendar Class. good for when you're building web apps for Steven Seagal.

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you know what's freaky? male porn stars who's balls look like one giant testicle.

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i saw a hot girl the other day riding a leisure bicycle, wearing super low-rider jeans. i would like to see this more often.