Friday, August 16, 2002
i briefly met rudy tomjanovich, the head coach of the houston rockets the other day. he was having dinner alone at the thai house on robson. he's in town to scout their number one draft pick, 7-6 center Yao Ming. the chinese national team is in town to do some exhibition match with team canada.

he was leaving the same time we were, so i needed to approach him somehow. so i kindly asked him if they could beat the lakers this upcoming season, for me. highly unlikely since houston is one of the worst teams. he said he would love to, but they need to get rid of shaq first to hollywood. i suggested shaq do kazaam 2. it's always fun making fun of shaq, especially in front of an nba coach.

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in related news, i'm the first result for 'lakers suck' on google, so an old entry still generates new comments from detracters and fanboys.

comments:

LAKERS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You need to make a website like yanks-suck.com, except for the lakers!

posted by wizzle fa shizzle

GET A LIFE AND QUIT HATING ON THE LAKERS, YOU BUNCH OF LOOOOOOOSERS!!!!!!!! DON'T HATE JUST CUZ THEY'RE THE BEST. ALL OF YOU JUST NEED TO GO HOME AND QUIT CRYING ABOUT IT. GO FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO LIKE SUCKING YOUR DICKS.

posted by a guy who is even smarter than all you dumb asses

Lakers suck cock, end of story~, pussy players, luck is their talent, shaq and kobe r pussies, and even though it is off the subject, Allen Iverson is a piece of black trash ( i am not racist need i mind u)

posted by yo, lakers are like, a shitty team, and shaq is a pussy, cuz his big toe hurts

Kobe Bryant is hott and shaq is cool and they are a good team. Even though they are losing kinda bad they are still the best team in the NBA!!!

posted by Lakers kick ass

Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal are two of the best players to ever play in the NBA. It ain't even about the money or the fame or whatever all you jealous A-holes keep trying to imply. Whoever can't recognize that these two players have what you call TALENT ain't even worth the time to argue with.

posted by Going FOUR It

The kings are the most talented of the two teams.The ending of this season will show who the real champions,not chumpions are.

posted by Big moe

THE KINGS CAN KISS MY ASS!! ALL THEY ARE ARE A BUNCH OF WHINNY, BITCHY CRYBABIES WHO CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT THEY GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED BY THE LAKERS AND CAN'T MOVE ON. HOPEFULLY WITH THIS YEAR'S LOSS AGAIN THEY WILL GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON. IF NOT, THEY SHALL REMAIN THE BIG LOSERS THAT THEY ARE.

posted by THIS ONE'S 4 YOU

All you Laker lovers out there can kiss my brown hairy ass! Your team sucks this year, admit it. I'm glad they suck, that way the other 90% of basketball fans can enjoy watching the NBA again. Shaq is the dumbest looking player in the league! Not only does he sound dumb but looks it too. Anyone seen Jamie Foxxs HBO special? He imitates Shaq soooo good. You can't understand half of the shit he says. And Kobe? He's a little bitch, I wish Chris Childs punched his sorry ass in the neck again.....MERY CHRISTMASS EVERYONE!!!

posted by Kiss my ass Lakers

No, you can kiss my brown ass! I'm glad the Lakers are where they are right now. In fact I'm gonna love it even more when they come back and bring the championship home again this year. Let's see what you losers will say about them then. All I got to say is, HATERS!!!! Don't mess with the champs and don't hate cuz they're a dynasty.

posted by Lakers rule

The Lakers are not a dynasty. They are a bunch of recycled losers that have the NBA backing them up. Who's coaching staff are they using? The Bulls'! Phil brought his whole damn coaching staff over to L.A., as well as plenty of former Bulls players, Horace Grant, Ron Harper, and has the NBA install a new rule for Shaq so teams don't foul him to send him to the line at the end of the game. Kobe Bryant is a little spoiled brat that is not the next Michael Jordan, and Shaq plows over as many guys as he can in the lane without the ref blowing the whistle.

Shaq is a retard who had to have LSU create a major for him. He even looks cross-eyed when you look at him from a certain angle. That little twirp Derek Fisher likes to suck the sweat off of Shaq's giant ballsack, and Robert Horry bangs Tex Winter every other night. Rick Fox is going to get his ass kicked by Doug Christie, and Robert Horry is going to get his kicked by Dale Davis. I hope Reggie Miller takes out Kobe next time they meet, and tells him he should go back to school before playing pro basketball.

The Lakers are nothing more then an egotistical freak show that is riding the tails of the NBA, as they are trying to boost up the ratings, and put big markets in the finals every year. The Trailblazers should have beaten them in 2000, the Spurs in 2001, and the Kings in 2002. But no, the NBA needed the Lakers in the finals so that Shaq could show off his cross-eyed mug, and Kobe Braynt his gay, spoiled ass, on National TV.

posted by Mark

The Lakers are not a dynasty. They are a bunch of recycled losers that have the NBA backing them up. Who's coaching staff are they using? The Bulls'! Phil brought his whole damn coaching staff over to L.A., as well as plenty of former Bulls players, Horace Grant, Ron Harper, and has the NBA install a new rule for Shaq so teams don't foul him to send him to the line at the end of the game. Kobe Bryant is a little spoiled brat that is not the next Michael Jordan, and Shaq plows over as many guys as he can in the lane without the ref blowing the whistle.

Shaq is a retard who had to have LSU create a major for him. He even looks cross-eyed when you look at him from a certain angle. That little twirp Derek Fisher likes to suck the sweat off of Shaq's giant ballsack, and Robert Horry bangs Tex Winter every other night. Rick Fox is going to get his ass kicked by Doug Christie, and Robert Horry is going to get his kicked by Dale Davis. I hope Reggie Miller takes out Kobe next time they meet, and tells him he should go back to school before playing pro basketball.

The Lakers are nothing more then an egotistical freak show that is riding the tails of the NBA, as they are trying to boost up the ratings, and put big markets in the finals every year. The Trailblazers should have beaten them in 2000, the Spurs in 2001, and the Kings in 2002. But no, the NBA needed the Lakers in the finals so that Shaq could show off his cross-eyed mug, and Kobe Braynt his gay, spoiled ass, on National TV.

posted by Mike

Those teams could of, would of, should of beat the Lakers. But they didn't. Get over it and move on!!! If everyone thinks the Lakers' championships have been fixed by the NBA, don't watch it, and there!!!

posted by maggy

all you fox haters yoou know i kicked dougs ass cuz i am pretty and my legs are puny but i like dick entrance kobe fuck u whinney jordan bitch u too oh shaq get somw fom on da fwee foo line you look like a big over paid fuck that stands there inthe paint ohh hey coach Ill dust slam the ball fuck learn somthin you sick fat fuck invincible traveling all ova da paint fuck off

posted by FOX (prettiest Fag in it

lakers still suck!

posted by pinder

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