Wednesday, July 10, 2002
if you've been wondering what i've been up to lately, well i guess i can let the cat out of the bag. i've been writing scripts. movie scripts that is. it's difficult work, but i find that truly original ideas come naturally to me. here are some of the ideas i've been developing:

— the first movie is about a hooker with a heart of gold who falls in love with her john. i can't believe hollywood hasn't even remotely touched this topic yet. what an idea! don't those hollywood fatcats think prostitutes are interesting?

— a movie where samuel l. jackson is wrongly accused and has to overcome adversity. it'll be a good role for sam to branch out his acting chops. he's never played a character like this before.

— a story about a goofball who refuses to grow up, but then he inherits millions of dollars and becomes a golf pro, but in order to fully inherit the money, he has to go back to grade school. oh and he gets a foster kid on top of all that. i'm currently in negotiations with that actor, adam something....what's his name? i always forget. oh yes, adam west.

— an action thriller where both the good guy and the bad guy are chasing after this tiny device called "a disc" that has "the codes" to access a super death ray satellite. but what they don't realize is that they're actually twin brothers! they were separated at birth. ben, the good guy, becomes a police detective whereas hugo, the evil one, becomes an international arms dealer. they even have matching tattoos on their hands which when joined together form a map that shows the exact location of this "disc". the only way to join the tattoos together is by shaking hands. but how can they do that if they hate each other! ben affleck and matt damon have expressed interest, but they can go fuck themselves right in the ear.

and don't even think of ripping me off either because the copyright papers have already been filed and my agent will have your ass.

comments:

is using those ideas for pornos also an infringement on your copyright?

posted by sandro

you should see the script i'm writing.

it's about this guy...let's call him p joh...no wait, that's too obvious, let's call him pinder j. he goes around transparently stealing scripts and making fun of people.

the next blockbuster hit of the summer!

posted by paul

I made a movie with basically the same plot about 5 years ago. Also, If you don't want your ideas taken then don't post them on the net either, dumb ass.

posted by Jim Understall

I'm kick-ass

posted by Lenny

You fucking poser all those are gay ass and you suck

posted by Bill

they're just fucking jokes. when did AOL RETARDS start reading this site? go fuck off.

posted by pinder

Wow! That has got to be the biggest load of horse shit I have ever red. You have got to be some dumb fucking loser to think of ideas like that. If any of those so called "ideas" get produced, I will shit my pants! No self-respecting actor/actress would even consider taking roles in those movies. You're an idiot. Kiss it!

posted by Bret Conway

I appreciate your lovable sense of humor.

I have decided to write a song about this situation entitled, "My Heart Is Beating For A Person With Another Heart: Revisited."

posted by Phil Collins


I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your ideas are pretty unoriginal. For example, the story you're developing about the hooker with a heart of gold who falls in love with her John. First of all, when you say John, are you referring to her client? I'm a bit confused. Although i'm sure your script is not 100 percent identical to another film entitled "Leaving Las Vegas," it sounds pretty close. And you're idea about a goofball who inherits millions of dollars who is forced to return to Grade School, sounds an awful lot like "Billy Madison." I think you should do your homework before you develop your ideas. Best of luck.

posted by Sachin

As much as i would like to bitch about the movie ideas, some of which are pretty funny, i would like to point out that Sachin is a moron. Of course those ideas sound like the movies already made, and, unless Sachin was making a poor, poor atempt at a joke, i will point out that the script ideas can entertain you for a moment and that Sachin's voice is the only stupid one expressed on this page.

posted by Carn Carby

Yeah, I like how the Samuel L. Jackson resembles the movie he actually was in called The Negotiator. The first movie you talked about also seems similar to Pretty Woman. Oh yeah, your golf story one... it sounds just like a mix of Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison and Mr. Deeds... all of which have not Adam West, but Adam Sandler. The action/thriller idea is just crap-o-molie, which is why I don't think it's been done before.

-Mr.

posted by Therealmr

i think yall are all dumb fucks

posted by Ashley big tits

It's funny how people try to look all smart and shit by pointing out how unoriginal these ideas are. Didn't it once occur to them this may have been a satirical entry!? I wish people who didn't have a clue would keep their fucking mouths shut and not amaze me with their ignorance.

posted by flict

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