— the first movie is about a hooker with a heart of gold who falls in love with her john. i can't believe hollywood hasn't even remotely touched this topic yet. what an idea! don't those hollywood fatcats think prostitutes are interesting?
— a movie where samuel l. jackson is wrongly accused and has to overcome adversity. it'll be a good role for sam to branch out his acting chops. he's never played a character like this before.
— a story about a goofball who refuses to grow up, but then he inherits millions of dollars and becomes a golf pro, but in order to fully inherit the money, he has to go back to grade school. oh and he gets a foster kid on top of all that. i'm currently in negotiations with that actor, adam something....what's his name? i always forget. oh yes, adam west.
— an action thriller where both the good guy and the bad guy are chasing after this tiny device called "a disc" that has "the codes" to access a super death ray satellite. but what they don't realize is that they're actually twin brothers! they were separated at birth. ben, the good guy, becomes a police detective whereas hugo, the evil one, becomes an international arms dealer. they even have matching tattoos on their hands which when joined together form a map that shows the exact location of this "disc". the only way to join the tattoos together is by shaking hands. but how can they do that if they hate each other! ben affleck and matt damon have expressed interest, but they can go fuck themselves right in the ear.
and don't even think of ripping me off either because the copyright papers have already been filed and my agent will have your ass.
is using those ideas for pornos also an infringement on your copyright?