why do some people wear wildlife t-shirts? are these the same people who were in the 4H club in highschool? when they're out shopping do they hold up the eagle t-shirt and think "oh man, this is gonna look so sweet with my dirty jeans!" or in the morning, do they have trouble deciding which one to wear? "hmmm, do i feel like a wolf today, or a mountain lion? no, i feel sensitive today...i think i'll wear the deer one!"

please, save us all the embarassment, just buy a plain t-shirt next time.