how to cheat in the carpool lane

the key is to get into the lane in front of somebody else who's cheating. then slow down so that he's almost (safely) tailgating you. just make sure there's no room for another car to turn into the lane between you and the cheater behind you.

if a cop spots you, there'll be no room for the cop to pull in behind you and flash his lights. he'll have to either get in front, or pull in behind the cheater behind you. then ticket goes to him, not you! most likely.

note: i don't cheat in the car pool lane regularly at all. i think i've only done it 3 or 4 times, and only on heavy traffic days where i didn't give a fuck.