too busy to read a book or watch that movie? try book-in-a-minute or movie-in-a-minute.

here's Empire Strikes Back:

Luke: I have to go to Dagobah.

Yoda: You have to use the force.

Luke: I have to go to Cloud City.

Darth Vader: You have to go to the dark side.

Luke: No I don't.

Darth Vader: I'm your father.

Luke: No you're not.

Darth Vader: Fine, I'll cut off your hand.

THE END.

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