Wednesday, January 16, 2002
on the way out of the parkade last night, i was preoccupied with handing the ticket guy my validated ticket. i take my foot off the brake slightly; the car inches forward a bit. i look up and there's a woman crossing right in front. she's startled by the moving car and jumps back. i hit the brakes of course. i was no where near hitting her, but i started laughing at her. actually, we, started laughing at her. she made a "what the fuck?" face. it was funny!

later on the drive home, i sorta cut off this Dodge Neon because it was going really slow in the left lane. but the stupid Neon highbeams me and keeps them on! big mistake. right after that the lanes merge and it's a straight road for about 5K. so at the upcoming intersection, i turn on my left turn signal and slow down. the Neon swerves around me and keeps going straight. i turn off my signal and step on the gas, now following the Neon, with my high beams on.

it's fun being a jackass.

comments:

Hahaha...That one about the Dodge is hilarious.

posted by js

You're such a bad-ass! I bet you listen to gangsta rap in your car too!

posted by foobar

First there's the traffic jam, then the unhelpful Korean shopkeeper who "doesn't give change". Deftone begins to crack and starts to fight back against the every day "injustices" he encounters on his journey home. The film has a story running in parallel about a desk-bound cop who is about to retire. He's retiring for his wife's sake, and obviously isn't happy about it. The cop tracks down Deftone and in the final scene.....

posted by William Foster

personally, i'd prefer a situation comedy. my new show is called 'Handle with Care'. i play Jack Handle, a retired cop who shares an apartment with a retired criminal. we're the original Odd Couple!

i fell in love with the script and my recent trouble with the IRS sealed the deal!

posted by pinder

just make sure you dont brake check a cop. i did that last year and i got pulled over had to do the whole balancing on one foot drinking and driving test (which i told him i would fail because my equilibrium is always off) then after 45 minutes he gives me a breathelizer (which i asked for from the start) and low and behold not an ounce of anything but my rising irritation.

hey since i had a run in with the law can i join and be your side kick --id make a great side kick, you know for comedy relief. plus im not tooting my own horn but i am a pretty tough cookie---(as tough as cookies can get) grrrr

posted by suejon meyers

Thank you. I now feel avenged of all of the motorist-misdoings against myself. I can sympathize with Jack Nicholson and the time he stopped his car, pulled out a nine-iron golf club and bashed it through the jerk's windshield.

posted by P

I have to admit, the first story seemed kinda moronic to me, but that second one with the dodge is priceless!

posted by Idwita

remember that time we were leaving the movies and almost hit that lady last night? that was badass!

posted by paul

has anyone seen the way pinder drives?? be luck he isn't forced off the road and sent to the stanly park remedial driving school at the pool.

posted by Pinder's Nemisis

ahh Gerald the raver, my nemesis... i see you've taken out the pacifiers and glowsticks long enough to write! i'm sure you have to hurry back though, those crazy club kids need their crystal meth and Special K you know....supply and demand. good to hear from you again though. every superhero needs a nemesis :)

posted by pinder

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