if you're a girl, and you call your girlfriends "dude", you really should stop.

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i want to be part of a brigade or a guild or a foundation. too bad i don't believe in anything.

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quote of the day: "i think they should settle this with 5 rounds of foxy boxing"

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people suck and that's my contention. i can prove it on scratch paper and a pen. give me a fuckin' etch-a-sketch and i'll do it in 3 minutes - the proof, the fact, the factorum - i'll show my work. case closed. i'm tired of this backslapping "ain't humanity neat" bullshit. we're a virus with shoes.

-- bill hicks

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i feel good today.