i'm an independant publisher, i can have my own damn awards
album of the year:
TOOL - Lateralus
it hasn't been out of the cd player since may 16th.
movie of the year:
Ghost World
i saw a lot of movies this year, and most were okay. this is the only
one i really liked. Steve Buscemi is my hero.
book of the year:
non-fiction:
Food Nation by Eric Schlosser
fiction:
Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
to my friends, i apologize for citing passages from "fast food nation"
every time you went to McDonalds. and yeah, i'm aware Kavalier & Clay was released last year, but a finer work i have not read this year.
tv show of the year:
Seinfeld reruns
tv really sucks lately. sure i've seen that episode of seinfeld 10+
times, but it's still better than everything else on. the only non rerun series i
watch any more is King of Queens.
website of the year:
dooce.com
it's the only website on the internet that doesn't suck. really. the
entire internet.
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on behalf of the winners, i gladly accept the awards and for them i thank God; the extended members of their posse, but especially Little Ray-Ray and
their homegirl Shantay; me for giving and accepting the award; the estate of
Liberace; their rehab counsellors; Britney Spears' breasts; and most of all, the
little people, err, i mean the fans.
